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Flashback: County Fair Cocaine

2020.09.23 01:20 levilarrington Flashback: County Fair Cocaine

If you're like me, you like nostalgia. What's more, you might feel some things have changed - and not in a good way. Hell, I remember being able to buy french fries cooked in hog fat. Still make 'em at home, but there ain't nowheres around here to find 'em. Can't buy potato chips that aren't bleached in chemicals. Can't get a pack of smokes without ammonia in 'em. I'm telling ya, America has changed.
One thing I used to count on was the County Fair. The tastes, the smells, and the people. You were guaranteed a delicious meal at the fair, but no more. Now I look and it's all this chicken hot dogs, vegan burgers, and Chinese food. Hooey!
I miss a good old fashioned fried cornmeal dog. I miss a great big onion burger. And I sure as shit miss a nice tall Olympia. I miss that food and I miss the fair. The fair as it was back in the 80s.
But, what I miss most about the fair was the cocaine: sweet and chock full of speed and possible heroin... There's nothing like playing a game of baskets and balls and winning an Iron Maiden cocaine mirror. They still have that sort of thing, but the cocaine has changed.
Today's State or County Fair cocaine is drywall and baby laxative. I'm telling you, it's nothing like it used to be.
So, I put my foot down and linked up with my partner in Columbia so I can bring you County Fair Cocaine.
This is the best, AMERICAN, cocaine money can buy. It comes from the deep jungles of Argentina and has been cut not once, not twice, but three times with some of the best speed from Motor City, Deetroit! That's cocaine you can count on.
Not only that, it's sold with a companion cocaine mirror from artists that were around back when cocaine was king: Metal Church, Bon Jovi, Megadeath, Metalica, and who could forget ACDC?
But that's not all. We'll throw in a certified, 100% all beef corn dog. Plus a pack of condoms.
We don't stop there, though. In order to make this truly County Fair Cocaine, we include a pair of spandex and a MAKE IT BIG Wham t-shirt.
Now why the hell would I stop there? I've already given you cocaine, a cocaine mirror, some clothes and some condoms....
Why not throw in a subscription to Thrasher magazine and a Veriflex skateboard?
All for the low price of 199 dollars.
Now, you might be asking yourself: how much cocaine do I get with all the other shit?
YOU GET A POUND!
Back in the 80s when the County Fair was king, cocaine was cheap and easily accessible from any local dentist's office. Hell, half the dentists in Puyallup made all their money from it. Well, I happened upon a map - an old County Fair map with the coordinates to 700 pounds of the stuff! I just need some money to
a) get out of jail
b) get a car
c) go find all that County Fair Cocaine.
Hell, I got the rest of the stuff back at my house. I just got in a little fender bender with a bottle of Jack and have to sit out the next week or so unless I get bail.
So, call me up and we can make arrangements.
Act now!*
This is just joke. Cocaine is deadly and illegal and an all around shitty drug. Look what it did to Trump.
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2020.09.18 09:23 Psycho697186 Weekly New Release Thread - September 18th, 2020

Albums

Knuckle Puck - 20/20
Movements - No Good Left To Give
Into It. Over It. - Figure
Yours Truly - Self Care
Sundressed - Home Remedy
Eastwood - It Never Gets Easy
Conditions - Fluorescent Youth (10 Year Anniversary)
closure. - I Don't Mind
Teenage Halloween - Teenage Halloween
Mercy Music - Nothing in the Dark
Handsome Ghost - Some Still Morning
A. Swayze & The Ghosts - Paid Salvation
The Trillionairs - Hidden Tunes from New Dimensions
Hawser - All is Forgiven
Jeff Rosenstock - 2020 DUMP (EP) -- Bandcamp Link
Better Off - Redone (EP)
Knope - An Exercise in Patience (EP)
Stateside - Havøc (EP)
Fluourescents - Dead End Conversations (EP)

Singles

PUP - Rot
Rise Against - Broken Dreams, Inc.
Boys of Fall - Distance
Billie Joe Armstrong - Kids in America (Kim Wilde Cover)
We The Kings - These Nights
Veara - We Have A Body Count (Acoustic)
Elder Brother - Projector
Acceptance - Bend the Light
Hundredth - Somewhere Nowhere
The Damned - Manipulator
The Mountain Goats - Get Famous
We Set Signals - Aurora
Afterlife - Wasting Time
Niiice. - free earl
Aim High (feat. Broadside) - Better Than This
Miss Fortune - Under Your Radar
Eyes Set to Kill - House of Glass
Carrington - Reverse
No Thank You - Enough
Amarionette (feat. Till) - Why Can't This Be Love
Nothing Serious - Blabbermouth
Fit For Rivals - Fake
The Vaughns - All Weekend
Nice Shot, Kid - The Same Way
Middleneck - Head in the Clouds
Early Work - Drink
Will Butler - Bethlehem
KidsNextDoor - Megan
Sarah and the Safe Word - Something is Afoot on Old Man McGrady's River
Karma Kids - Sexual Drugs
Tape. Rewind. Repeat - Not Getting Anywhere
Partner - Big Gay Hands
Kingdom Of Giants - Blue Dream
The Speakeasy - Sunday Blues
Outer Stella Overdrive - Three Piece
Mourn - Men
The Vanities - Reality TV
Project Revise - Borderline
Jimkata - Bonfires
Seven Fly - Dying Light
Project Revise - Borderline
The OBGMs - Outsah
Berried Alive - Figsaw
Static Dress - for the attention of...
War Orphans - Prop up the Polls
KillRadio - Election Year, Pt. 1
Rude Tins - Bitter End
9teez - Be Skappy

Other

Alicia Keys - ALICIA (Album)
Keith Urban - THE SPEED OF NOW Part 1 (Album)
Cults - Host (Album)
Armon Jay - The Dark Side of Happiness (Album)
Ava Max - Heaven & Hell (Album)
Yusuf - Tea For The Tillerman² (Album)
Gus Dapperton - Orca (Album)
Daniel Romano's Outfit - How Ill Thy World Is Ordered (Album)
Fenne Lily - BREACH (Album)
Osees - Protean Threat (Album)
Elderbrook - Why Do We Shake In The Cold? (Album)
Bear's Den + Paul Frith - Fragments (Album)
Anjimile - Giver Taker (Album)
Hayley Gene Penner - People You Follow (Album)
A. G. Cook - Apple (Album)
Mt. Doubt - Doubtlands (Album)
Rob Joynes - Back Forty (Album)
Jealous of the Birds - Peninsula (Album)
Young Knives - Barbarians (Album)
Dig Nitty - Reverse of Mastery (Album)
Deradoorian - Find The Sun (Album)
Bright Light Bright Light - Fun City (Album)
Steve Arrington - Down to the Lowest Terms: The Soul Sessions (Album)
Æ MAK - "how to: make a kitsch pop song to show the world" (Album)
Napalm Death - Throes of Joy in the Jaws of Defeatism (Album)
Fawn Limbs - Sleeper Vessel (Album)
El Ten Eleven - Tautology (Album)
Sarah Davachi - Cantus, Descant (Album)
Lil Tecca - Virgo World (Album)
Semisonic - You're Not Alone (EP)
Casja Siik - Ninjō - Part 1 (EP)
Hidden Mothers - Hidden Mothers (EP)
Bon Jovi (feat. Jennifer Nettles) - Do What You Can (Single)
Deftones - Genesis (Single)
nothing,nowhere. - pretend (Single)
Sam Smith - Diamonds (Single)
LANY - cowboy in LA (Single)
Run River North - Hummingbird (Single)
Future Islands - Moonlight (Single)
COIN - You Are the Traffic (Single)
Smallpools - cycle (Single)
Local Natives - Statues in the Garden (Arras) (Single)
Pendulum - Drive / Nothing For Free (Singles)
Death Valley Girls - Under the Spell of Joy (Single)
Sufjan Stevens - Sugar (Single)
Jenny Owen Youngs - Vampire Weeknight (The One AM Radio Remix) (Single)
Justin Bieber (feat. Chance the Rapper) - Holy (Single)
Action Bronson (feat. Hologram & Lauren Mayhem) - Mongolia (Single)
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2020.07.30 20:18 youto2 House Party 7/27/20 - Part Two

The camera is pointed at the exit through which Mark Dutch walks through, a bag over one shoulder as his other arm is taped up heavily, presumably from the battle with Maverick last week. As he holds onto his shoulder, he comes across Chad who walks over to Dutch.
Chad: Dutch.. you won’t believe what-
???: HEEEEEEYYY DUUTCHHYYYYYY!
The camera pans as we see a piss drunk Louis Blackwater standing by the entrance of the party, stumbling over to Dutch before nearly falling up against him.
Dutch: Louis.. what the fuck are you doing?
Blackwater: I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!
Blackwater slowly turns around a little as he pulls Dutch along with him through the door. Once inside, we hear no one yelling surprise. Instead, we see Suga Rise trying to steal a questionable oreo from the pocket of a homeless veteran while another guy is peeing into the punch bowl at this point.
Blackwater: Imma be real… I kinda fucked up…
Blackwater immediately turns towards a trashbin and starts to puke, his head hanging inside the bin as Suga Rise walks up and tries to steal his wallet. Dutch looks back at Chad before giving him his bag to hold, which Chad immediately drops on the floor. Dutch puts his hands by his mouth before beginning to yell.
Dutch: EVERYONE! FREE HAMBURGERS FOR VETERANS OUTSIDE!
As if they heard a gun shoot, all veterans begin to storm out through the exit of the party, the man who peed in the punch bowl still peeing as he stumbles behind the rest. Suga Rise tries to follow but Dutch puts a hand on her shoulder.
Dutch: You should head out the door, head left and take the third door to your right that reads “Paisner’s Office” because that’s where we store all our chocolate. Suga’s eyes bulge open as she starts to scream.
Suga Rise: CHOOCOOLAAAAATE?!?
Suga sprints quickly walks to the door and heads to the left, barely fitting through as Blackwater comes up with his face from the bin, puke dripping off his chin.
Dutch: How did you pay for this party, Louis? How did you buy that giant karaoke machine?
Blackwater: With the money from Maverick that we won.
Dutch: ...fair enough.
Blackwater: Can you bring me home?
Dutch lets out a sigh and looks back at Chad, wondering if he would like to help. Chad had already left, seeing his shadow in the distance through the door before turning back to Louis.
Blackwater: Dutchy?
Dutch: Yeah, Louis?
Blackwater: Can you bring me home?
Dutch, obviously having had plans for tonight looks at the bag that Chad left before looking back at Louis, who stares up at him like a drunk puppy.
Dutch: Fine.
Dutch takes the bag and throws it over his shoulder before grabbing Louis’s arm and taking him with him, walking out the doorframe and heading left and back towards the exit, stumbling together like the true tag team that they are.
We return to ringside, as all of a sudden the sounds of Anime fill the Auditorium as Cam'ron West appears at the entrance ramp and makes his way to the ring.
Paisner: I don't know what Cam'ron is doing here, he doesn't have a match booked on the card.
Before entering the ring, Cam'ron grabs a mic from the sidelines and awkwardly begins to speak, in the opposite direction to the hard cam.
Cam'ron: You guys here at WIR need to get yourselves together. There is no communication here. The guy in the back who plays the music had no idea I was coming out here for my match and I had to give him a $20 bill just to get him to play my Opening Theme. I really needed that money too. I don't know how I am gonna get home now, that's all the money I have until I get paid at my part-time job at the fast food restaurant next week.
One of the ringside workers goes up to Cam'ron to try and help him out.
Whispering Ringside Worker: Hey man, you're supposed to face the hard cam, that way we can get a good look at you.
Cam'ron whispers back to try to avoid having the mic pick up what he is saying but fails.
Cam'ron: Oh sorry man, you must be new. I'M CAM. The other guy is the one who is gonna face me. It's ok my guy, I was new here too recently, you'll get the hang of who everyone is.
The ringside worker walks away very confused to what just happened.
Cam'ron: Ok guys, where was I. Oh yea, I am out here tonight to have the match everybody out there in the WIR universe has been waiting for since it was announced Last week I was sadly beaten by Balandran-Sama and since then he has not returned any of my emails, I think that my messages are getting caught in his spam filter, but tonight I will go against the Baker in what will be the most dangerous challenge I have ever faced. SOUL ON A POLE. While my messages to Balandran-Sama keep getting messed up, I do keep getting messages every day from those guys the Board that Baker is in. They seem to want me to sign up to join their club or something but I am not just going to go quietly which is why tonight we will have the SOUL ON A POLE match and if I win, I will claim Baker's soul for my own. If I lose, my soul belongs to the Butcher, the Baker, the Mailman and the rest of the Board. Tonight is the night that I prove to everybody that I belong in this world. Tonight is the night that I truly start my life in this new world. Tonight we start again from zero!
Jim Baker comes out while laughing looking at the crowd and pointing at Cam while the crowd boo's him
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jim Baker: Wow, I've been booed before but, this is a new level. What, because I took out some hippie now I'm the devil. Okay whatever the only thing funnier than the fact these people think their boo's affect me, is the fact that you've challenged me to a soul on a pole match.
Baker finishes walking down to the ring and rolls in
Jim Baker: Cam, are you insane what have I done to you for you to want my soul, was it our debut where, oh you won. I don't get it Cam, I haven't won a match yet but I still think, no, I know I can beat you. You've seen what I've done to Hippie John twice. Do you want that to be you, I think you're better off leaving WiR and work somewhere else, maybe even leave wrestling in general. But if you look at the card, this isn't a scheduled match, this doesn't have to happen you have a chance to leave.
Baker looks around at the crowd as they boo him then he looks back at Cam
Jim Baker: Ya' know what...
Baker hits Cam with the mic knocking him to the ground Baker leaves the ring to grab a steel chair as Cam gets up, Baker gets back in the ring but Cam dropkicks the steel chair into Baker surprising him but not quite knocking him down only stunning him against the ropes Cam goes to clothesline him out of the ring but Baker reverses it throwing Cam onto the apron Cam goes to springboard off the ropes but slips and falls into the ring Baker takes advantage of it and gets the chair and beats Cam down with it hitting him on the back over and over Baker throws the chair out of the ring and just beats Cam down Baker gets up yelling at Cam to stand when Cam, finally gets up Baker kicks him picking him up for a powerbomb. Baker grabs Cam's legs turning him over for a Boston Crab Cam tries his best to get out but can't and after Baker thinks he's done enough he lets it go and walks to the back.
We open our scene, as we see Buster Braggadocio backstage in the locker room, as we hear the locker room door open, and see one man dragging in a whiteboard, Stephen Romero. Bringing it over near Buster, as Romero busts out a dry erase marker from his pocket, and begins to talk.
Romero: Alright, so in Ivanov’s corner, he’ll likely has his tag partner in Vargas plus Nova and Alpha. That’s 3 men in his corner versus one in your corner in me. In terms of my friends, Rizwan is hurt. And Specialist….i’m not sure how compatible exactly they are with you. So we really might just be alone here. So, I was think-
Buster: I’ve got a problem with this.
Romero: I…..have not started explaining my plans.
Buster: And you’re not gonna get to long as you’re using a whiteboard for this! Let me go get something better!
Buster leaves the room, dragging the whiteboard out with him, before quickly coming back with another drawing board, this one completely pitch black. Dragging it into the locker room and setting it up himself.
Buster: And take this.
Buster hands Romero his own signature marker, a marker that looks identical to the marker Romero brought himself. As Buster sits back down to now listen to Romero, as Romero looks completely befuddled.
Romero: Buster…..both my and your marker are black.
Buster: Yeah, of course, as they should be!
Romero: ….you realize the difficulty of using this on a black background yes?
Buster: What do you mean? It’s all black, so what’s the issue here?
Romero: …...Buster, you will not be able to see anything I write or draw, the marker and background will blend in with each other.
Buster: It’s….uh….representative of all black people coming together as one! Yes!....that was on purpose!
Romero: That’s great, won’t help me explain what I plan to do, i’m just gonna get the whiteboard for today, and we can bring differently colored markers next time.
Romero then turns around to go push the blackboard out of there…..but before he can even grab it, we see hands grab it from behind, and slam the blackboard onto the ground! Buster quickly pops up to his feet, looking enraged at someone damaging his blackboard, as we see the people behind this, Dalidus Nova and Miles Alpha, who step onto the now grounded blackboard, Alpha looking with a cocky smirk at both Romero and Buster, and Nova who would probably be doing the same thing if he was not currently eating a chocolate chip cookie.
Alpha: Hey! So sorry to interrupt like this, just thought we’d pop in to see some fellow wrestlers discuss some strategy. You the brains behind this Steve? You sure your brain ain’t still scrambled up from last time? I mean, you still probably got more than your buddy over there, but can you really be confident you’re making good strategy in your current state.
Nova: (With mouth full of cookie) YEAH! LIKE IT’LL (HEAVY MUCHING SOUNDS) BE ANY WORTH AGAINST (MORE MUCHING SOUNDS) AN ASS KICKER LIKE IVANOV!
Alpha: Or when me and Dalidus both got our eyes right on you, and leave poor little Buster all alone.
Romero stares with deep anger at The Young Cardinals, as he begins to speak with venom in his voice.
Romero: Now listen to me clearly! You motherfu-
Buster: HEY! YOU UNTOASTED MARSHMALLOWS! WE’RE GONNA MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR SNOWMAN ASSES! JUST LIKE I’VE ALREADY DONE!
Nova: Stephen, buddy, you just (various eating noises) gonna let yourself be talked over by your associates like that?
Buster: We are EQUALS! Not just associates!
Alpha: Sure you’re equal to the 6’9 300 pound man, obviously. Now, to make this easier on all of us, I was thinking-
Alpha takes a step towards Romero, putting his hand on the shoulder of a Romero glaring daggers at him.
Alpha: You just don’t show up. You don’t risk another chair to your back, Buster takes the same walloping he would anyways, and we all leave as healthy as we can. Like a capitalist willingly resigning and fleeing before the firing squads line up. What do you say-
Romero then forcefully grabs Alpha’s arm, and squeezes on it! Alpha beginning to yell out in pain! Romero just continuing to shoot his glare as he does this, before Nova grabs Alpha to forcefully pull him away!
Nova: What the fuck was that asshole! That’s my damned friend! What gives you the right!
Romero: It’s what happens to those who ask me to abandon those I care about. I don’t leave the side of my brothers, sisters, and siblings. It’s that simple, now get the fuck out of here!
Nova: You putting your eggs into that fucking basket then? Well don’t come complaining to us when the bottom falls out and they all crack on the ground! You’ll get what’s coming to you later!
Alpha grits his teeth in pain, as Nova gets by his side, checking in on Alpha’s arm as they exit. Romero staring right at them the whole time to make sure they don’t try anything funny, as we then hear-
Buster: So, untoasted marshmallows like them right?
Romero: Buster, i’m not sure how well that phrase will catch on.
Buster: When we mold this place in our image, the power of our culture will make anything we do catch on!
Romero: I….i’m just gonna go get the whiteboard, and we can do what we came here for.
Romero then exits the scene to go get his whiteboard, as Buster then takes a seat back down, and takes out a hair pick to run through his hair as he waits on Romero, as we fade out.
We come back to our scene, as Doctor Ishamel Yellowstone vs Dexter Flux is up next! Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi comes through the speakers, as DIY comes out to the ring, carrying two signs with him, one stating “CAUGHT THE COLD? PUT YOURSELF UNDER THE BROILER AT 450 F/230 C TO WARM YOURSELF UP! MAKE SURE TO PRE-HEAT!” and “FEELING DEPRESSED? START WORKING OUT WITH BENCH PRESSES TO ADD MORE PRESS INTO YOUR LIFE!” to a largely unwarm reception. As then when DIY finishes his entrance, we hear Cantaloupe Island by Herbie Hancock jaunt through the speakers, as we see the native of Orange County, California in Dexter Flux come out onto the entranceway. Clad in his “The Horde” jacket he found on the floor and probably just thought looked neat.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
As he makes his way down to the ring, he stops to interact with several fans, making his cue to interact not through approaching them, but through turning his whole body and staring directly at them until they motion him to come over, upon which he gives each and every fan that asks for one an overly long, overly polite handshake. He eventually makes his way over to the ring apron, and steps into it. He comes in, and gives two very drawn out handshakes with excessive eye contract, first to Mia, then to his opponent in DIY. Mia then gets confirmation from both competitors that they are ready, and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING
As the bell rings, DIY desperately wanting to prove himself, charges towards Flux and goes to knock him out with his Accu-PUNCH-ure KO Punch! But Flux jumps up to dodge out the way, and nails DIY with the “El Backflip” dropkick! Sending DIY to the ground! Flux then confidently feels like he can end it already, as he lifts DIY into a fireman’s, and the crowd sensing what could come next perks up, as Flux begins to twirl around to dizzy both himself and his opponent with an airplane spin!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHH! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Paisner: BY GOD, THE SUPER INCREDIBLE OH MY GOD NO WAY UNBELIEVABLE UNDEFEATABLE CRITIAL MASS AIRPLANE SPIN! THIS IS OVERKILL FROM FLUX! HE SENDS YELLOWSTONE OFF HIS SHOULDERS! FLUX FALLS INTO THE COVER!
On- NO! A kickout from DIY at 0.5!
Crowd: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paisner: HOLY SHIT! HOW’D HE DO IT?! UNBELIEVABLE!
Flux then senses a new opportunity, as the airplane spin keeps DIY solidly grounded, Flux scales to the top rope, before flipping forward as he jumps off, and landing right on DIY’s neck with the “Quantum Flux” Somersault Leg Drop!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Flux into the cover!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING
And Dexter Flux wins in 54 seconds! Of which he pops off in excitement! Going over to the crowd to celebrate with them, and ensuing many times where a crowd member wants a high five and he gives them a fistbump, and many times where they want a fistbump and he gives them a high five, before Flux heads through the curtain to the back.
COMMERCIAL
We come back to the ring, where we see Javier in the middle, ready to go.
Javier: The following contest is a singles match set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit! Introducing first...
Sacred War hits the PA as 4 members of The Vanguard walk out from behind the curtain, first Miles Alpha, then Dalidus Nova, then Ernesto Vargas, then finally, the brutish Viktor Ivanov. His accompanying men all looking cocky and confident on his behalf, while Ivanov looks brutally focused, only destruction on his mind.
Javier: Introducing first, from St. Petersburg, Russia, weighing in tonight at 227 pounds, and accompanied by The Vanguard, VIKTOOOOOOOOOOR IIIIIVAAAANOV!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paisner: And that…..that is a dangerous man with a dangerous crew. Ivanov, a man who will bruise you into the mat one moment, then tear a limb off the next, already a competitor to fear. Now add on three men at his side willing to do anything to secure victory, and all Buster has to counteract is one friend?......that makes this a whole ‘nother ordeal entirely.
Vargas and The Cardinals play cheerleader for Ivanov the whole way down, hyping him up, hyping his ability, what he will do to Buster, taunting the crowd in the process, as Ivanov looks straight ahead the whole time. He makes it to the ring apron, quickly adjusts his mask, before stepping through the ropes into the ring, as all his partners take a spot right at the corner. Awaiting their opposition.
The initially funky notes, followed by the loud guitar of Freaky Black Greetings by Mos Def BLASTS through the speakers, as we see one Buster Braggadocio. Coming out in a vest with flashy red pants….and also coming out with a 6 foot 9, 300 pounder accompanying him.
Javier: Introducing next, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 220 pounds, and accompanied by Stephen Romero, Buster Braggadocio!
Crowd: Mixed Reception
Paisner: And now, Buster Braggadocio down to the ring, hot off of besting Nova at our anniversary show, but certainly not done with The Vanguard at all. As he and Romero’s attempt to seek justice for what was done to Romero last week led to a confrontation, bringing us to this moment. We know he’s capable of overcoming being outnumbered, we know he’s capable of doing what it takes to win, but is he capable when things are this lopsided? That remains to be seen.
Romero and Buster talk amongst one another most of the way down, Romero seemingly trying to keep Buster in check of saying anything too offensive. Mostly working, as only a few “crackers” slip through in Buster’s interactions with the audience. Buster reaches the ring apron with confidence, as Romero shoots a glare at The Vanguard in Ivanov’s corner. Buster steps through the ropes and into the ring, taking a spot in a corner, as Wong signals to both competitors to see if they’re ready, and getting nods, calls for the bell!
DING DING DING
The two wrestlers begin to circle ‘round another. Ivanov looks more annoyed than angry at the simple presence of Buster, as Buster’s face looks cocky and determined, as Ivanov then tries to quickly get on Buster and grasp him! But Buster moves out of the way, and gives Ivanov a slap to the back of the head as he slips behind him!
Crowd: Mixed reactions
Woodbridge: Buster garnering mixed feelings from the crowd, his actions and words are all rather similar to what they already were, but the right enemies and the right friends? I can tell you, those two things go a long way. During one of my phases where I was generally being cheered, I faced a guy pretty similar to Ivanov, and this was when the USSR was still around, so he was getting boo’d out the building every night. You know what I did when I fought him? Eye pokes and low blows? You know what I got for that? Massive cheers. Same idea to a lesser extent can apply here.
Buster laughs at the slap, as Ivanov’s annoyance now actually does turn into anger, as he turns around and rushes at Buster again, who gets caught off guard at Ivanov coming back at him again that quickly! Ivanov pushing him into a corner, before sending his body into Buster’s midsection with shoulder thrusts in the corner! Driving the air out of Buster’s body! As he doubles over in the corner! Ivanov then runs off to the opposite corner, before coming back, and going to club Buster with a lariat in the corner! But Buster jumps up, and Ivanov runs right into Buster’s knee! Stumbling back holding at his nose!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOO!
Buster then runs up to Ivanov, and just as Ivanov tries to get back to a fighting stance, Buster jumps up again to clock him in the head with a high knee! Leaving Ivanov stunned in his feet in the middle of the ring! Buster then slips behind Ivanov, grabbing his head from behind, before dropping the back of Ivanov’s head onto his knee in a neckbreaker!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ivanov writhes around on the mat, holding at the back of his neck, before Buster jumps up into the air, and comes down on top of Ivanov’s upper chest with a leaping double foot stomp!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Painser: Geez! Buster sending his body weight into the chest of Ivanov! Caving his chest in!
Ivanov is clearly struggling to breathe, holding at his upper chest, as Buster crawls into the cover!
1! No! Kickout from Ivanov!
Buster instantly grasps Ivanov as he kicks out, grabbing his arm as Ivanov flicks his shoulder up, using it to pull Ivanov back up. Buster then pulls Ivanov in, and nails him in the head with a short arm forearm! Rocking Ivanov, as he’s doubled over from the impact. Buster then pulls Ivanov’s arm to fully stand him up again, before pulling him in for a second short arm forearm shot! This one dropping Ivanov to a knee! Buster wrings on the arm to get Ivanov back up once more, as he then whips Ivanov into a corner, rushing at him, and turning around to nail him in the head with a back elbow!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Buster then gets off of Ivanov, who begins to stumble towards the center of the ring in a daze, as Buster then goes to run the ropes!......but suddenly his momentum stops, as he turns around, and sees both Nova and Alpha holding one of his legs, and Vargas on the other! Preventing him from moving!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paisner: Vanguard holding Buster at bay! Trying to prevent more damage to Ivanov!
Buster turns around, and begins yelling “WHAT YOU ARE CRACKERS DOING?!” as Wong rushes over to reprimand all our ringside guests, who release before they risk a disqualification. Buster then turns his head back around, as he see Ivanov still in the middle of the ring, and goes back to charging him!.....but it seems Ivanov was baiting that out! As we see him recover, grab the charging Buster, and toss him across the ring in a overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Buster crashing hard to the mat!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Woodbridge: Vanguard buying Ivanov just enough time to recover, allowing him to bait out a predictable move from Buster, and destroy him for it!
Buster writhes around on the mat, holding at his back in agony! Buster rolls onto his stomach as he goes to crawl over to the ropes, trying to pull himself up, as Ivanov from behind stalks him. As Buster pulls himself just a bit, Ivanov grabs him from behind! Locking him in a waist-lock, before tossing him back with a release german suplex! Buster landing roughly on his neck and shoulders!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Buster is crumpled up on the mat, the momentum from the german forcing him onto his stomach, as Ivanov approaches him again, and just lays down a vicious stomp into the back of Buster! Buster tensing up his whole body in pain!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ivanov then sinks to the ground himself to grasp Buster in a front facelock, lifting him up by it, as he wrenches it in to further Buster’s discomfort, before beginning to lift his knees right into Buster’s face! Sending knee after knee into the head of Buster! Before pulling his knee back as far as he can, before sending a powerful knee right into the face of Buster! Letting his grasp of Buster slip as Buster crashes roughly to the mat!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paisner: Ivanov completely mauling Buster! Suplexes and brutal strikes a plenty!
Buster’s eyes stare into the abyss, as he on instinct alone tries to sit up, but the damage he just took makes the process a slow one. Buster still though gradually sits himself up…..just to be instantly put down as Ivanov charges, and nails him in the chest with a penalty kick!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paisner: Vicious kick to the chest from Ivanov! Keeping Buster on the mat as he goes into a cover!
1!
2! No! Kickout from Buster!
But as Buster did to him earlier, as Buster shoots his shoulder up to kick out, Ivanov grabs it! But instead of using it to lift Buster up, he wraps his legs around Buster’s arm, and uses it to hook Buster into a seated armbar!
Paisner: Ivanov with an armbar on Buster! At worst, he does a lot to wear Buster out, and at best, he shreds Buster apart!
Buster yells out in pain, as Ivanov wrenches back on his arm! Tearing it apart bit by bit, as Buster grits his teeth together to try and stop more yells of horror coming out from him! Buster extends his arm out, and finds he’s nowhere near the ropes, and so begins to try and push himself towards the ropes! Using his free arm to try and crawl his way over, but Ivanov upon realizing what Buster is attempting, wrenches back on the arm some more! Eliciting more screams of pain from Buster, as he’s stopped right in his tracks from the agony he’s experiencing!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Buster struggles around more, trying to find some sort of escape, shuffling around to no avail! He tries to grab at Ivanov’s arm with his free one to pull him off, but Ivanov and his burly build resist! Powering through this attempt to pry him off!
Paisner: The strength of Ivanov shining through, preventing Buster from crawling, preventing him from brute forcing his way out of it, this situation looks more and more dangerous for Buster by the second!
Buster grimaces more through the pain he’s going through, as he now instead of trying to brute force it, begins to use his free arm to take pot shots at the back of Ivanov! Trying to loosen Ivanov up, and eventually, he clubs Ivanov’s back enough to where he loosens up just a tad bit, and is able to use his free arm to begin to crawl towards the ropes! Ivanov however goes to quickly adjust, as after a moment of crawling, he’s prepared to wrench back on Buster’s arm again! But Buster anticipates this time, and begins to club at Ivanov again to stop him from doing so! And it works out! Buying Buster more time to crawl towards the ropes, as finally he gets close and reaches out!.....before we see Nova and Alpha come over to pull the bottom rope away, and Vargas come over to pull the middle rope away! Preventing Buster from being able to reach it as he stretches his arm out!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But suddenly, we see Stephen Romero rush around the corner, and shoulder block an unsuspecting Vargas! Sending Vargas flying across the ringside area!
Crowd: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vargas lands roughly on his back on the outside, as Nova and Alpha suddenly turn their heads towards Romero, letting go of the rope to both come at him! Romero meets them, as he and the cardinals trade shots!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile in the ring, with the ropes now closer to him, Buster goes to reach out for them! But suddenly, Ivanov takes the moment to wrench back on the arm! Stopping Buster right in his tracks as the pain is too much to bear!
Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile on the outside, while due to his size, we see Romero go toe to toe with two men striking him for a while, eventually the numbers advantage of Nova and Alpha begins to win out, as they strike and club on Romero, forcing him to a knee, as the two then grab Romero by the head, and set him up for a dual DDT!.............before suddenly Romero bursts through, lifting up both Nova and Alpha to back body drop both of them onto the ground!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wong goes over to the ropes to look out at the situation, handing out warnings to everyone, which gives Buster the opportunity for one more tactic, reaching out with his free arm to deliver an eye rake to Ivanov! Finally forcing him off!
Crowd: Mixed Reactions
Paisner: Buster finally out of the armbar! And the crowd seems to like that he’s not in said hold anymore….and less so the means to get out of it.
Ivanov keels over on the ground, holding at his eye, yelling out in both pain and frustration, as we see Buster clutch tightly at his arm, using his good one to crawl to the ropes, as both men go to get up! Both get up at around the same time, but Ivanov’s damage having been less, manages to charge first! Rushing right at Buster, but doing so right into a kick to the gut! Doubling him over! Allowing Buster to underhook both of Ivanov’s arms, before flipping over into a frontflip backstabber! The impact popping Ivanov up into the air!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paisner: BRAGGADOCIO LUNG BLOWER! BUSTER NOT ONLY SAVING THE MATCH FOR HIMSELF, BUT PERHAPS PUTTING HIM ON TRACK TO TAKE IT!
Buster rests on the mat for a moment in exhaustion, his breathing deep and heavy, before managing to turn over after a good few moments, and crawling his way on top of Ivanov!
1!
2!
No! Kickout from Ivanov!
Crowd: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Buster quickly sits up and goes to spring into action, pulling something out from his trunks, his marker! He grabs Ivanov’s head, and uses it to mark on X right on the forehead!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paisner: Buster! Looking to finish Ivanov off!
Woodbridge: And not in a gay way!
Buster stands up, backing himself into a corner, taking a moment to clutch at his arm as he awaits for Ivanov to sit up, which after a moment, he begins to do! Upon which Buster yells-
Buster: X MARKS THE SPOT BAYBAY!
Buster then charges out the corner, and goes to eliminate him with a vicious knee!.....but Ivanov ducks his head under at the last moment, and actually manages to grab Buster’s leg to trip him! Buster faceplanting on the mat! As Ivanov goes to quickly turn it around, maneuvering his way on top of Buster, and grabbing him in a gutwrench! Standing up from it, deadlifting Buster up into the air as he does so!
Paisner: Ivanov with the gutwrench! He could be turning Buster’s finish into his own, with his Gutwrench Piledriver in The Karelin Lift! How quickly the tides turn!
Ivanov then gives a roar, and goes to lift Buster into position to spike him! But as he does, Buster’s legs go up near Ivanov’s head, giving Buster a chance to hook his legs around them, and hurricanrana Ivanov across the ring! Escaping the situation!
Crowd: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Buster lands on his front on all fours, Ivanov landing on his back and skidding across the ring! Buster pushes himself up to his feet, as he notices a dazed Ivanov trying to push himself back up, and charges him, this time connecting with a successful knee to the head!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paisner: BRAVADO BUSTER! THIS HAS TO BE IT! BUSTER INTO THE COVER!
1!
2!
Suddenly, we see Vargas on the outside recover, and run over to try and grab Wong out of the ring to stop the count!
3!
But Romero inrercepts again! Grabbing him in waistlock before tossing him away from the ring to stop him!
DING DING DING
Javier: And your winner via pinfall, at a time of 14:20, BUSTER BRAGGADOCIO!
Crowd: Mixed, but leaning positive reactions
Paisner: And Buster Braggadocio! Managing to come out on top through a mix of Vanguard, and his own shenanigans!
Woodbridge: It’s a great way to handle being outnumbered, your opponent got a lot of friends? Make sure your one friend is 300 pounds so he can stop nonsense himself, giving you openings for your nonsense! Brilliant! And this has to make Vanguard especially angry seeing Buster come out with a win yet again.
We hear Buster let out a loud “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” before running out of energy, and just laying on the mat for a moment, as we see Vanguard on the outside all recovering and licking their wounds. Grabbing Ivanov, and taking him out of the ring to the back. Shooting glares back into the ring at Buster and Romero. As Romero himself slides in with a water bottle, as he makes sure Buster is hydrated.
Buster then makes his way up to his feet, where he then raises a single fist into the air in celebration and pride. As he and Romero then begin to make their ways out. Buster being loud and bold with the audience in celebrating his victory, as Romero seems to be somewhat rushing things to avoid giving Buster time to say anything too bad, as they head through the curtains to the back.
The lights then dim out for a moment, as ringside crew clear out and clean ringside, giving fans some time to get concessions before the main, before eventually the lights come back up, where we see Javier ready to go as ever.
Javier: The following match is set for one fall-
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Javier: And has a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the Number 1 Contendership for the WiR Independent Title!!
Crowd: WOOOO!!!!
A hard rock song begins to reverberate throughout the arena, and it builds up before the power chords hit and Dick Dover hits the arena to boos as he bursts through the curtain with a stone cold stare on his face. The balding, bearded man makes his way towards the ring and sneers at the fans who mock him as he walks by. One kid with a Milkman sign raises it up in Dover’s face and Dover grabs the sign and throws it in the middle of the walkway as Dover continues his path to the ring.
Paisner: Dick Dover, a competitor here in WiR who is relatively new, sure has a nasty attitude for someone who used to be a refereeing official.
Woodbridge: I’m tellin ya, Pais, they may seem composed but deep down they all just want to punch the snot out of someone. All that time spent yelling at wrestlers who don’t listen- it’s no wonder Dick snapped!
Javier: Making his way to the ring, weighing 220 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. DIIICK DOOOO-VVEERRRRR!!!
Crowd: BBOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dover rolls under the ring and starts lecturing the referee on the rules he expects to be followed, and Tai Ni Wong assures him that the rules will be upheld, before a different theme, that reeks of not being able to afford music rights hits the venue!
Tony Stevens enters the venue, as a spotlight shines on him and the two milk maids on either side of him as the generic theme music swells and Tony raises a milk container to the sky and the crowd is mostly cheers for The Milkman.
Javier: Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 181 pounds, “EL HIJOO DEL MILKMANN”, TONNYY STEEEEVEEENSSS!!!
The crowd cheers once again and Tony happens upon the sign in the aisle, picking it up and handing it back to the kid in the milkman merch as he pulls out a milk bottle and hands it to the small child!
Paisner: That’s.. A little infantile for a child that size?
Woodbridge: Pais, why did he have a baby’s milk bottle on his person is what I’d like to know.
Tony now puts the milk container on the ring apron as he rolls under the ring and goes up to the turnbuckle to pose. Tony hops back down and Tai Ni Wong inspects his gear for foreign objects. Before Wong goes to inspect Dover, Dick begins complaining loudly to Wong.
Dover: Hey, stupid! You left a foriegn object on the apron! CLEAR violation!
Dover moves Wong out of the way and grabs the container, rolling to the outside with it and taking his sweet time as he places it on the ground outside of the ring, then taking time to adjust his boots and tie them as the crowd begins to boo.
Paisner: The stalling here seems unnecessary but Dover is a mentally astute competitor who I’m certain is trying to throw The Milkman off with this prolonged delay to the match.
Dover rolls back into the ring and dusts off himself as Wong now inspects Dover’s gear, finds nothing, and appears to confirm both competitors are ready.
Paisner: And this match should be a thriller, as these two have faced off before. These two know each other very well and are competing for a title shot.
DING DING DING
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2020.07.16 23:04 niceguy0422 20[M4F] Anywhere- Going to give this another try, if you want a picture of me, just send a DM

My name is Luis, I'm 20 years old, Mexican-American (from Oklahoma) and I speak Spanish.
I'm kind of a jack of all trades with the things that I like:
I'm nerdy haha, I love Marvel/DC, the Fables Comics, and a few random things here and there :) I kid you not, I once binge-watched all the MCU and DC movies, I just couldn't get enough of them. Also, I'm really into anything that is science fiction or based on true stories. I also love to watch documentaries, usually on PBS, or if I find something on YouTube. I haven't gotten the chance to watch TV shows recently. Still, I do like this series called Year One Million, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Rick and Morty, Big Bang Theory, Doc. House, Late Night Show, and a few others.
I'm pretty easy with music, I'll listen to anything:
I don't know if this a deal-breaker for you, but I'm into Country Music, haha.
I'm the kind of person who is really into learning new things. I'm a Biology MajoPsychology Minor and a Pre-Med student. I'm mostly into science/medical things, so you'll find me reading articles, watching scientific videos, and listening to some TedTalks. Also, I like history so I watch a lot of YouTube channels about said subject and like I said, a lot of science too. There are a few fun ones here and there as well.
I'm looking for someone who will encourage me to think outside the box. Lately, I feel like I've been burning out and would love to meet someone who was a different mindset and ponders on the more profound things in life. I'm the kind of person who sticks to their values and doesn't change for anyone because that person doesn't like me for who I am. That being said, I won't push my ideas and beliefs onto you, I love to hear other people's opinions and getting to know who they are.
I would like to find someone that is always thinking, someone open-minded who isn't afraid to ask questions. Someone with a curiosity for learning, whether it be about life or something they find exciting and a vivid imagination. I am hoping to find someone who is not just mentally stimulating, but also stimulating for your soul. Someone easy-going, and unpredictable in a fun, positive manner.
Another thing, I put others ahead of me, in other words, service to others is important for me. Volunteer work has been a significant part of my life, whether it was helping my dad mow lawns around the neighborhood or volunteering at the local library. I think service to others is essential for developing as a person and it feels great to give back to the community.
One thing you should know, I don't hold grudges, and I'm willing to forgive others. I believe in second chances and will be there for someone even if they do me wrong, that being said, please don't cross me, it's mean and hurts a lot more than you think. I don't really stress or worry too much about other people; I mostly reserve it for more important things like close friends, family, a career, or a partner :)
I'm always willing to try new things. I enjoy exploring places, especially when it's a little mysterious, like an adventure :) I haven't traveled that much, just a few states. I've been to Mexico, but I would love to travel more once I can afford it. I really would love to go traveling with you one day if that's your thing. I hope to find someone who will encourage me to get out of my comfort zone and get me to explore a bit more, but also in a way where they don't disrespect my boundaries.
Please be somewhere close to my age, so around 18-22, thank you :)
So, here's a little description of me:
I'm 5'5," I'm just a little chubby. Don't worry, it's not noticeable. I've been working on myself ever since quarantine started, and I've made a lot of progress. I'll leave it at that for now, don't wanna reveal too much haha. If you want a picture of me, just ask, I promise you I'm not bad looking, they don't call me Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome for nothing XD. Just kidding, no one calls me that, I'm short haha, though I like to think I'm handsome ;)
And just to show that I do speak Spanish :)
Bueno pues, mas o menos eso es todo lo que queria decir, espero que tengas un buen dia y te deseo buena suerte en todo lo que hagas.
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2020.07.16 22:45 niceguy0422 20[M4F] Anywhere - Let's try this again :)

My name is Luis, I'm 20 years old, Mexican-American (from Oklahoma) and I speak Spanish.
I'm kind of a jack of all trades with the things that I like:
I'm nerdy haha, I love Marvel/DC, the Fables Comics, and a few random things here and there :) I kid you not, I once binge-watched all the MCU and DC movies, I just couldn't get enough of them. Also, I'm really into anything that is science fiction or based on true stories. I also love to watch documentaries, usually on PBS, or if I find something on YouTube. I haven't gotten the chance to watch TV shows recently. Still, I do like this series called Year One Million, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Rick and Morty, Big Bang Theory, Doc. House, Late Night Show, and a few others.
I'm pretty easy with music, I'll listen to anything:
I don't know if this a deal-breaker for you, but I'm into Country Music, haha.
I'm the kind of person who is really into learning new things. I'm a Biology MajoPsychology Minor and a Pre-Med student. I'm mostly into science/medical things, so you'll find me reading articles, watching scientific videos, and listening to some TedTalks. Also, I like history so I watch a lot of YouTube channels about said subject and like I said, a lot of science too. There are a few fun ones here and there as well.
I'm looking for someone who will encourage me to think outside the box. Lately, I feel like I've been burning out and would love to meet someone who was a different mindset and ponders on the more profound things in life. I'm the kind of person who sticks to their values and doesn't change for anyone because that person doesn't like me for who I am. That being said, I won't push my ideas and beliefs onto you, I love to hear other people's opinions and getting to know who they are.
I would like to find someone that is always thinking, someone open-minded who isn't afraid to ask questions. Someone with a curiosity for learning, whether it be about life or something they find exciting and a vivid imagination. I am hoping to find someone who is not just mentally stimulating, but also stimulating for your soul. Someone easy-going, and unpredictable in a fun, positive manner.
Another thing, I put others ahead of me, in other words, service to others is important for me. Volunteer work has been a significant part of my life, whether it was helping my dad mow lawns around the neighborhood or volunteering at the local library. I think service to others is essential for developing as a person and it feels great to give back to the community.
One thing you should know, I don't hold grudges, and I'm willing to forgive others. I believe in second chances and will be there for someone even if they do me wrong, that being said, please don't cross me, it's mean and hurts a lot more than you think. I don't really stress or worry too much about other people; I mostly reserve it for more important things like close friends, family, a career, or a partner :)
I'm always willing to try new things. I enjoy exploring places, especially when it's a little mysterious, like an adventure :) I haven't traveled that much, just a few states. I've been to Mexico, but I would love to travel more once I can afford it. I really would love to go traveling with you one day if that's your thing. I hope to find someone who will encourage me to get out of my comfort zone and get me to explore a bit more, but also in a way where they don't disrespect my boundaries.
Please be somewhere close to my age, so around 18-22, thank you :)
So, here's a little description of me:
I'm 5'5," I'm just a little chubby. Don't worry, it's not noticeable. I've been working on myself ever since quarantine started, and I've made a lot of progress. I'll leave it at that for now, don't wanna reveal too much haha. If you want a picture of me, just ask, I promise you I'm not bad looking, they don't call me Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome for nothing XD. Just kidding, no one calls me that, I'm short haha, though I like to think I'm handsome ;)
And just to show that I do speak Spanish :)
Bueno pues, mas o menos eso es todo lo que queria decir, espero que tengas un buen dia y te deseo buena suerte en todo lo que hagas.
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2020.07.16 22:44 niceguy0422 20[M4F] Anywhere - Let's give this another shot now that I've edited my post a bit :)

My name is Luis, I'm 20 years old, Mexican-American (from Oklahoma) and I speak Spanish.
I'm kind of a jack of all trades with the things that I like:
I'm nerdy haha, I love Marvel/DC, the Fables Comics, and a few random things here and there :) I kid you not, I once binge-watched all the MCU and DC movies, I just couldn't get enough of them. Also, I'm really into anything that is science fiction or based on true stories. I also love to watch documentaries, usually on PBS, or if I find something on YouTube. I haven't gotten the chance to watch TV shows recently. Still, I do like this series called Year One Million, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Rick and Morty, Big Bang Theory, Doc. House, Late Night Show, and a few others.
I'm pretty easy with music, I'll listen to anything:
I don't know if this a deal-breaker for you, but I'm into Country Music, haha.
I'm the kind of person who is really into learning new things. I'm a Biology MajoPsychology Minor and a Pre-Med student. I'm mostly into science/medical things, so you'll find me reading articles, watching scientific videos, and listening to some TedTalks. Also, I like history so I watch a lot of YouTube channels about said subject and like I said, a lot of science too. There are a few fun ones here and there as well.
I'm looking for someone who will encourage me to think outside the box. Lately, I feel like I've been burning out and would love to meet someone who was a different mindset and ponders on the more profound things in life. I'm the kind of person who sticks to their values and doesn't change for anyone because that person doesn't like me for who I am. That being said, I won't push my ideas and beliefs onto you, I love to hear other people's opinions and getting to know who they are.
I would like to find someone that is always thinking, someone open-minded who isn't afraid to ask questions. Someone with a curiosity for learning, whether it be about life or something they find exciting and a vivid imagination. I am hoping to find someone who is not just mentally stimulating, but also stimulating for your soul. Someone easy-going, and unpredictable in a fun, positive manner.
Another thing, I put others ahead of me, in other words, service to others is important for me. Volunteer work has been a significant part of my life, whether it was helping my dad mow lawns around the neighborhood or volunteering at the local library. I think service to others is essential for developing as a person and it feels great to give back to the community.
One thing you should know, I don't hold grudges, and I'm willing to forgive others. I believe in second chances and will be there for someone even if they do me wrong, that being said, please don't cross me, it's mean and hurts a lot more than you think. I don't really stress or worry too much about other people; I mostly reserve it for more important things like close friends, family, a career, or a partner :)
I'm always willing to try new things. I enjoy exploring places, especially when it's a little mysterious, like an adventure :) I haven't traveled that much, just a few states. I've been to Mexico, but I would love to travel more once I can afford it. I really would love to go traveling with you one day if that's your thing. I hope to find someone who will encourage me to get out of my comfort zone and get me to explore a bit more, but also in a way where they don't disrespect my boundaries.
Please be somewhere close to my age, so around 18-22, thank you :)
So, here's a little description of me:
I'm 5'5," I'm just a little chubby. Don't worry, it's not noticeable. I've been working on myself ever since quarantine started, and I've made a lot of progress. I'll leave it at that for now, don't wanna reveal too much haha. If you want a picture of me, just ask, I promise you I'm not bad looking, they don't call me Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome for nothing XD. Just kidding, no one calls me that, I'm short haha, though I like to think I'm handsome ;)
And just to show that I do speak Spanish :)
Bueno pues, mas o menos eso es todo lo que queria decir, espero que tengas un buen dia y te deseo buena suerte en todo lo que hagas.
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2020.07.16 22:41 niceguy0422 20[M4F] Anywhere - Let's give this another shot now that I've edited my post a bit

My name is Luis, I'm 20 years old, Mexican-American (from Oklahoma) and I speak Spanish.
I'm kind of a jack of all trades with the things that I like:
I'm nerdy haha, I love Marvel/DC, the Fables Comics, and a few random things here and there :) I kid you not, I once binge-watched all the MCU and DC movies, I just couldn't get enough of them. Also, I'm really into anything that is science fiction or based on true stories. I also love to watch documentaries, usually on PBS, or if I find something on YouTube. I haven't gotten the chance to watch TV shows recently. Still, I do like this series called Year One Million, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Rick and Morty, Big Bang Theory, Doc. House, Late Night Show, and a few others.
I'm pretty easy with music, I'll listen to anything:
I don't know if this a deal-breaker for you, but I'm into Country Music, haha.
I'm the kind of person who is really into learning new things. I'm a Biology MajoPsychology Minor and a Pre-Med student. I'm mostly into science/medical things, so you'll find me reading articles, watching scientific videos, and listening to some TedTalks. Also, I like history so I watch a lot of YouTube channels about said subject and like I said, a lot of science too. There are a few fun ones here and there as well.
I'm looking for someone who will encourage me to think outside the box. Lately, I feel like I've been burning out and would love to meet someone who was a different mindset and ponders on the more profound things in life. I'm the kind of person who sticks to their values and doesn't change for anyone because that person doesn't like me for who I am. That being said, I won't push my ideas and beliefs onto you, I love to hear other people's opinions and getting to know who they are.
I would like to find someone that is always thinking, someone open-minded who isn't afraid to ask questions. Someone with a curiosity for learning, whether it be about life or something they find exciting and a vivid imagination. I am hoping to find someone who is not just mentally stimulating, but also stimulating for your soul. Someone easy-going, and unpredictable in a fun, positive manner.
Another thing, I put others ahead of me, in other words, service to others is important for me. Volunteer work has been a significant part of my life, whether it was helping my dad mow lawns around the neighborhood or volunteering at the local library. I think service to others is essential for developing as a person and it feels great to give back to the community.
One thing you should know, I don't hold grudges, and I'm willing to forgive others. I believe in second chances and will be there for someone even if they do me wrong, that being said, please don't cross me, it's mean and hurts a lot more than you think. I don't really stress or worry too much about other people; I mostly reserve it for more important things like close friends, family, a career, or a partner :)
I'm always willing to try new things. I enjoy exploring places, especially when it's a little mysterious, like an adventure :) I haven't traveled that much, just a few states. I've been to Mexico, but I would love to travel more once I can afford it. I really would love to go traveling with you one day if that's your thing. I hope to find someone who will encourage me to get out of my comfort zone and get me to explore a bit more, but also in a way where they don't disrespect my boundaries.
Please be somewhere close to my age, so around 18-22, thank you :)
So, here's a little description of me:
I'm 5'5," I'm just a little chubby. Don't worry, it's not noticeable. I've been working on myself ever since quarantine started, and I've made a lot of progress. I'll leave it at that for now, don't wanna reveal too much haha. If you want a picture of me, just ask, I promise you I'm not bad looking, they don't call me Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome for nothing XD. Just kidding, no one calls me that, I'm short haha, though I like to think I'm handsome ;)
And just to show that I do speak Spanish :)
Bueno pues, mas o menos eso es todo lo que queria decir, espero que tengas un buen dia y te deseo buena suerte en todo lo que hagas.
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2020.07.13 19:48 niceguy0422 20[M4F] Oklahoma - Anywhere. Latino, looking for a relationship and to meet new people

My name is Luis, I'm 20 years old, Mexican (born and raised in Oklahoma) and I speak Spanish.
I'm kind of a jack of all trades with the things that I like:
I'm nerdy jiji, I love Marvel/DC, the Fables Comics, and a few random things here and there :) I kid you not, I once binge-watched all the MCU and DC movies, I couldn't get enough of them haha. Also, I'm really into anything that is science fiction or based on true stories. I also love to watch documentaries, usually on PBS, or if I find something on YouTube. I haven't gotten the chance to watch TV shows recently. Still, I do like this series called Year One Million, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Rick and Morty, Big Bang Theory, Doc. House, Late Night Show, and a few others.
I'm pretty easy with music, I'll listen to anything:
I don't know if this a deal-breaker for you, but I'm into Country Music, haha.
By the way, if you have any songs that you want to share, feel free to do so, I love hearing about things that you enjoy.
I'm the kind of person who is really into learning new things. I'm a Biology MajoPsychology Minor and a Pre-Med student. I'm mostly into science/medical things, so you'll find me reading articles, watching scientific videos, and listening to some TedTalks. Also, I watch a lot of YouTube channels about history and and like I said, a lot of science too. There are a few fun ones here and there as well.
I'm looking for someone who will encourage me to think outside the box. Lately, I feel like I've been burning out and would love to meet someone who was a different mindset and ponders on the more profound things in life. I'm the kind of person who sticks to their values and doesn't change for anyone because that hypothetical person doesn't like me for who I am. That being said, I won't push my ideas and beliefs onto you, I love to hear other people's opinions and getting to know who they are.
Another thing, I put others ahead of me, in other words, service to others is important for me. Volunteer work has been a significant part of my life, whether it was helping my dad mow lawns around the neighborhood or volunteering at the local library. I think service to others is essential for developing as a person and to have a healthy mindset.
One thing you should know, I don't hold grudges, and I'm willing to forgive others. I believe in second chances and will be there for someone even if they do me wrong, that being said, don't cross me. I don't really stress about people; I mostly reserve it for more important things like close friends, family, a career, or a hypothetical partner :)
I would like to find someone that is always thinking, someone open-minded who isn't afraid to ask questions. Someone with a curiosity for learning, whether it be about life or something they find exciting and a vivid imagination. I am hoping to find someone who is not just mentally stimulating, but also stimulating for your soul. Someone easy-going, and unpredictable in a fun, positive manner.
I'm always willing to try new things. I enjoy exploring places, especially when it's a little mysterious, like an adventure :) I haven't traveled that much, just a few states. I've been to Mexico, but I would love to travel more once I can afford it. I really wanted to join the skydiving club at my university, but I couldn't afford it. I hope to find someone who will encourage me to get out of my comfort zone and get me to explore a bit more, but also in a way where they don't disrespect my boundaries.
So, here's a little description of me:
I'm 5'5," I'm just a little chubby. Don't worry, it's not noticeable. I've been working on myself ever since quarantine started, and I've made a lot of progress. I'll leave it at that for now, don't wanna reveal too much haha.
Bueno pues, mas o menos eso es todo lo que queria decir, espero que tengas un buen dia y te deseo buena suerte en todo lo que haces.
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2020.07.13 19:02 niceguy0422 20[M4F] Oklahoma - Anywhere. Latino, looking for a relationship and to meet new people

My name is Luis, I'm 20 years old, Mexican (born and raised in Oklahoma) and I speak Spanish.

I'm kind of a jack of all trades with the things that I like:

I'm nerdy jiji, I love Marvel/DC, the Fables Comics, and a few random things here and there :) I kid you not, I once binge-watched all the MCU and DC movies, I couldn't get enough of them haha. Also, I'm really into anything that is science fiction or based on true stories. I also love to watch documentaries, usually on PBS, or if I find something on YouTube. I haven't gotten the chance to watch TV shows recently. Still, I do like this series called Year One Million, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Rick and Morty, Big Bang Theory, Doc. House, Late Night Show, and a few others.

I'm pretty easy with music, I'll listen to anything:
I don't know if this a deal-breaker for you, but I'm into Country Music, haha.
By the way, if you have any songs that you want to share, feel free to do so, I love hearing about things that you enjoy.

I'm the kind of person who is really into learning new things. I'm a Biology MajoPsychology Minor and a Pre-Med student. I'm mostly into science/medical things, so you'll find me reading articles, watching scientific videos, and listening to some TedTalks. Also, I watch a lot of YouTube channels about history and and like I said, a lot of science too. There are a few fun ones here and there as well.

I'm looking for someone who will encourage me to think outside the box. Lately, I feel like I've been burning out and would love to meet someone who was a different mindset and ponders on the more profound things in life. I'm the kind of person who sticks to their values and doesn't change for anyone because that hypothetical person doesn't like me for who I am. That being said, I won't push my ideas and beliefs onto you, I love to hear other people's opinions and getting to know who they are.

Another thing, I put others ahead of me, in other words, service to others is important for me. Volunteer work has been a significant part of my life, whether it was helping my dad mow lawns around the neighborhood or volunteering at the local library. I think service to others is essential for developing as a person and to have a healthy mindset.

One thing you should know, I don't hold grudges, and I'm willing to forgive others. I believe in second chances and will be there for someone even if they do me wrong, that being said, don't cross me. I don't really stress about people; I mostly reserve it for more important things like close friends, family, a career, or a hypothetical partner :)

I would like to find someone that is always thinking, someone open-minded who isn't afraid to ask questions. Someone with a curiosity for learning, whether it be about life or something they find exciting and a vivid imagination. I am hoping to find someone who is not just mentally stimulating, but also stimulating for your soul. Someone easy-going, and unpredictable in a fun, positive manner.

I'm always willing to try new things. I enjoy exploring places, especially when it's a little mysterious, like an adventure :) I haven't traveled that much, just a few states. I've been to Mexico, but I would love to travel more once I can afford it. I really wanted to join the skydiving club at my university, but I couldn't afford it. I hope to find someone who will encourage me to get out of my comfort zone and get me to explore a bit more, but also in a way where they don't disrespect my boundaries.

So, here's a little description of me:

I'm 5'5," I'm just a little chubby. Don't worry, it's not noticeable. I've been working on myself ever since quarantine started, and I've made a lot of progress. I'll leave it at that for now, don't wanna reveal too much haha.

Bueno pues, mas o menos eso es todo lo que queria decir, espero que tengas un buen dia y te deseo buena suerte en todo lo que hagas.
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2020.06.11 08:05 ArchVileSoup List of American traitors

A number of individuals, companies, outlets, and media institutions have stepped forward to announce that they support the groups enabling riots, violence, vandalism, theft, assault, and murder taking place at the hands of vandals and thugs across the United States of America. Anyone looking to find out which companies, brands, and content creators have betrayed the trust of the American people by aligning with groups that support the deconstruction of Western values, this list will enlighten you as to who the traitors are so you can stay informed.
[Note:] Some of the people/brands/companies on this list are not headquartered in America. However, they still cater to and influence the American (consumer) audience, and in light of their influence to help sway the views of American citizens, they have been added to the list.
Corporations/Brands by alphabet: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Celebrities/E-celebs by alphabet: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

Corporations/Brands
100 Thieves (E-sports organization) – Traitor
20th Century Studios – Traitor
2K Games – Traitor
343 Industries (Halo developer) – Traitor
500 Women Scientists – Traitor
A&E Network – Traitor
ABC Network – Traitor
Abelton (Audio company) – Probation
Academy Awards – Traitor (Obviously)
Acer America – Traitor
ActBlue – Traitor
ACLU – Traitor
Activision Blizzard (Winnie The Flu’s minion) – Traitor
Adidas – Traitor
Adobe – Traitor
Adult Swim – Traitor
AIGA Design – Traitor
AirBnB – Traitor
AltPress (Music News) – Traitor
Amazon – Double Traitor
AMD – Traitor
American Airlines – Traitor
American Express – Traitor
American Institutes For Research – Probation
Americans For The Arts – Traitor
Amplitude Studios – Traitor
Anastasia Beverly Hills (Cosmetic company) – Traitor
Ancestry (Genealogy database) – Traitor
Anime Expo (Convention) – Traitor
Aniplex (Anime production) – Traitor
Annapurna Interactive (Indie publisher) – Traitor
ANR (Americans For Nonsmokers’ Rights) – Traitor
AOL (From the 1990s) – Traitor
Apollo Theater – Traitor
Apple – Traitor
Arab American Institute – Traitor
Arc System Works (Developer) – Traitor
Armani – Probation
Asobo Studio (A Plague Tale developers) – Traitor
ASTRO Gaming – Traitor
AT&T (Held iPhones hostage for five years) – Traitor
Atari (Impostors) – Traitor
Atlanta Records (Record company) – Traitor
Audible (Audio book company) – Traitor
Autodesk (Development software) – Traitor
Avalanche Studios – Traitor
Avid – Traitor
AVN Media Network – Traitor
AXE Body Spray (Keeping women at bay) – Traitor
BabyNames.com – Traitor
Bad Robot Entertainment – Traitor
Balenciaga – Traitor
Bandai Namco Entertainment – Traitor
Bandcamp – Traitor
Bang Zoom! Entertainment – Traitor
Bank of America (Allowed to steal $45 billion from the U.S. Treasury) – Traitor
Barnes & Noble – Traitor
Bayer (Science organization) – Probation
Beamdog (Developer) – Traitor
Behaviour Interactive (Dead By Daylight developer) – Traitor
Believe Global (Music promoter) – Traitor
Ben and Jerry’s (Ice cream) – Traitor
Benefit Cosmetics – Traitor
Be Quiet! (PC parts supplier) – Traitor
Bergdorf Goodman – Traitor
Best Buy – Traitor
Bethesda (Doesn’t pay modders for fixing their games) – Double Traitor
BioWare (A company with a tired face) – Traitor
Blabber Mouth (Rock music news site) – Traitor
Black Metal & Brews (Music review site) – Traitor
Blackstar Amps (Guitar amp supplier) – Probation
Bleacher Report – Traitor
Blueberry (Designer fashion) – Traitor
Bluehost – Probation
BMW USA – Traitor
Booking.com – Traitor
Books Are My Bag (Book curator) – Traitor
Boomerang (Cartoon streaming) – Traitor
Boost Mobile – Traitor
Bossa Studios (Surgeon Simulator developer) – Traitor
Bratz (Toys for thots-in-training) – Traitor
Brazzers – Traitor
Brookefield Zoo – Probation
Budweiser – Traitor
Bungie (Destiny developer) – Traitor
Burberry – Traitor
Burger King – Traitor
Callaway Golf – Probation
Call of Duty (War propaganda) – Traitor
Campbell’s Soup – Traitor
Capcom USA (Game publisher) – Traitor
Capital Records – Traitor
Cartoon Network – Traitor
Cash App – Traitor
CBS – Traitor
CD Baby (Music distributor) – Traitor
Center For American Progress (Think tank) – Traitor
Certain Affinity – Traitor
Change.org – Probation
Chaosium – Probation
Cheap Ass Gamer (Game sales) – Traitor
Chevron – Traitor
Chick-fil-A (Christian food) – Traitor
Chip Theory Games (Board game maker) – Traitor
Chucklefish (Game maker) – Traitor
Chili’s Bar & Grill – Traitor
Cinemablend – Traitor
Cisco (Tech company) – Traitor
Citibank – Traitor
Cloak (Clothing brand) – Traitor
Cloudflare – Traitor
Cloud Imperium Games (Star Citizen developers) – Traitor
CNET – Traitor
Coloured Raine Cosmetics (Cosmetic company) – Traitor
Coca-Cola – Traitor
Color of Change – Traitor
Columbus City Council – Traitor
Comedy Central – Traitor
Conde Nast (Parent company for a Communist hive) – Traitor
Continuous Delivery Foundation – Traitor
Corsair (Component maker) – Traitor
Cosplay Realm Magazine – Traitor
Covergirl – Traitor
Crackle TV – Probation
Creative Assembly – Traitor
Creative Commons (Non-profit licensing solution) – Traitor
Creative Review – Traitor
Criterion Collection – Traitor
Crucial Memory (Tech company) – Traitor
Crunchyroll (Producers of High Guardian Spice) – Traitor
CryEngine (Software development tool from Crytek) – Traitor
Curve Digital (Game publisher) – Traitor
CW Network – Traitor
Cyberpunk 2077 (Video game) – Traitor
D’Addario (Guitar strings) – Traitor
DC Comics – Traitor
Death Wish Coffee – Probation
Deep Silver (Game publisher) – Traitor
Def Jam Recordings – Traitor
Dell (Cheap PC maker) – Traitor
Derpibooru (Imageboard) – Traitor
Design Milk (Home decor) – Traitor
DeviantArt (Furry breeding ground) – Traitor
Devolver Digital (Game publisher that insincerely tries to be edgy) – Traitor
Dickies – Traitor
Discord (Another furry breeding ground) – Traitor
Digital Extremes (Warframe developer) – Double Traitor
DigiXArt (Game developer) – Traitor
Dimension Ink Games (Developer) – Traitor
Dior (Designer fashion) – Traitor
Discovery (TV network) – Traitor
Disney (Ruining childhoods) – Double Traitor
DistroKid – Traitor
Dollar General – Traitor
Dollar Tree – Traitor
Dolby – Traitor
Dolce & Gabbana – Traitor
Door Dash (Delivery company) – Traitor
Doritos (Gamer fuel) – Traitor
Double Fine Productions (Failed at sock-puppet math) – Double Traitor
Dreamworks (Discount Pixar) – Traitor
Dribble (Creative community) – Traitor
Dr. Martens Footwear – Traitor
Dropbox – Filthy Triple Traitor
Drug Policy Alliance – Traitor
Drum Workshop – Virtue-Signaling Traitor
DualShockers (Gaming news outlet) – Traitor
Dungeons & Dragons (The original Christian nightmare) – Traitor
EA Sports – Traitor
eBay – Traitor
Eddie Bauer – Traitor
EFF – Traitor
Eidos Montreal (Deux Ex developer) – Traitor
Electronic Arts (Gambling enthusiasts) – Double Traitor
Elektra Music Group (Music distributors) – Traitor
Eleven Arts – Traitor
Elevation Church – Probation
Elgato Gaming (Streaming solutions) – Traitor
E-Line Media (Game publisher) – Traitor
EMILY’s List (Pro-choice PAC) – Traitor
Entertainment Software Association (Guardians of loot boxes) – Traitor
Epic Games Store (CCP training tool) – Traitor
Epiphone (Guitar maker) – Probation
Ernie Ball (Guitar maker) – Traitor
Etsy – Traitor
Eurogamer – Traitor
EVO (Core values) – Traitor
Extra Credits – Traitor
F1 (Racing organization) – Traitor
Family Dollar – Traitor
Fanatical (Software distributor) – Traitor
Fandango (Ticket sales) – Traitor
Fandom (Fan-ran wiki) – Traitor
Fender (Guitar maker) – Traitor
Field Museum – Traitor
Fight For The Future – Traitor
Fine Brothers (Content creation brand) – Traitor
Finji (Night In The Woods developer) – Double Traitor
Firework TV – Traitor
Focusrite (Audio interface production) – Traitor
Forever 21 (Fashion outlet) – Traitor
Fox TV – Traitor
Freeform TV – Traitor
Fruit By The Foot (Tag-team partner with Gushers) – Traitor
Fujitsu America – Probation
Funimation – Traitor
Funko (Toy maker) – Traitor
Fur Affinity (You don’t want to know) – Traitor
Game Informer (GameStop’s b*tch) – Traitor
Game Revolution (Gaming news site) – Traitor
GamesIndustry.biz – Traitor
Gamespot – Traitor
GameStop (Essential during COVID-19) – Traitor
Games Workshop (Warhammer licensor) – Traitor
GameZone – Traitor
Garfield Eats – Traitor
GaymerX (Gay gamers) – Traitor
Gearbox Software (Borderlands creators and destroyers) – Traitor
General Assembly (Business educators) – Traitor
General Mills – Probation
General Motors – Traitor
Gematsu (Gaming news) – Traitor
Ghost Adventures (TV show) – Traitor
Gibson (Guitar maker) – Traitor
Github – Traitor
GKIDS Films – Traitor
GLAAD – Traitor
GNOME Foundation (Non-profit software distro) – Traitor
GoFundMe – Double Traitor
Goldman Sachs – Traitor
Google (Evil) – Double Traitor
Goose Island Beer – Traitor
Gorilla Glue (Glue company) – Traitor
Goto.Game (Gaming resource) – Traitor
Grand Central Pub (Book publisher) – Traitor
Grammarly – Traitor
Greenpeace – Traitor
Grindr – Traitor
Gucci – Traitor
Guerrilla Collective (Games festival) – Traitor
Guerilla Games (KillZone developers) – Traitor
Guitar Center – Traitor
Gumroad (E-commerce company) – Traitor
Gundam Planet (Official Gundam product retailer) – Traitor
Gushers (Tag-team partner with Fruit by the Foot) – Traitor
Häagen-Dazs (Obesity’s best friend) – Traitor
Hatchette Books (Book publisher) – Traitor
Half-Price Books (Bookstore chain) – Traitor
Hallmark – Probation
Harebrained Schemes (Game developer) – Traitor
Hardsuit Labs (Game developer) – Traitor
Harley-Davidson – Traitor
Harmonix – Traitor
Hasbro – Probation
HBO Max – Traitor
Heart Machine (Hyper Light Drifter developer) – Traitor
Hershey’s – Probation
Hinterland Games (Game developer) – Traitor
Hi-Rez Studios (Game developer) – Traitor
History Channel – Traitor
Hitachi U.S.A. – Probation
Hollywood Records – Traitor
Home Depot – Traitor
Honda – Traitor
Hootsuite (Social media news management) – Traitor
HostGator – Probation
House House (Untitled Goose Game developers) – Traitor
HP – Probation
Hulu – Traitor
Human Rights Campaign – Traitor
Humble Bundle – Traitor
HyperX (Peripheral maker) – Traitor
IAFFE (NGO) – Traitor
Ibanez Guitars – Traitor
IBM – Traitor
Idea Factory International (Game localizer) – Traitor
IGN (6/10) – Traitor
IGN Australia – Traitor
iHeartRadio (Music broadcaster) – Traitor
IKEA USA (LEGOS for adults) – Traitor
Indeed.com (Job search) – Traitor
Indiegogo (Crowdfunding service) – Traitor
IndyCar Series – Probation
Infinity Ward (Game developer) – Double Traitor
Insomniac Games – Traitor
Instagram – Traitor
Intel – Double Traitor
Island Records – Traitor
Itch.io (Indie gaming store) – Double Traitor
iZotope – Traitor
Jagex (Runescape developer) – Traitor
JAKKS Pacific (Toy maker) – Traitor
JCPenny – Traitor
Jet Blue (Travel agency) – Traitor
JFrog – Traitor
Jim Dunlop (Guitar picks) – Probation
Johnson & Johnson – Traitor
Kellogg Copmany – Traitor
Kerrang! Magazine (Rock magazine) – Traitor
KFC – Traitor
Kindle (E-reader) – Traitor
Kink.com – Traitor
Kitfox Games (Indie developers) – Traitor
Klei Entertainment (Don’t Starve developers) – Traitor
Kobo (E-reader) – Traitor
Kodansha Comics (Manga publisher) – Traitor
Kohl’s (If you can’t afford designer fashion) – Traitor
Kotaku (Blogging activists) – Traitor
Last.fm – Traitor
Lawyer’s Committee For Civil Rights – Traitor
LEGO – Traitor
Level 99 Games (Board game maker) – Traitor
Levi’s – Traitor
Lexus – Probation
Lifetime TV (Channel for lonely cat ladies) – Traitor
Limited Run Games – Traitor
LinkedIn – Traitor
Linux Foundation – Traitor
Little Orbit (Developer) – Traitor
Logitech – Traitor
L’Oréal Paris – Traitor
Louis Vuitton – Traitor
Lowe’s – Probation
LPGA – Probation
Luminosity Gaming (E-sports organization) – Traitor
Lush Cosmetics – Traitor
Lyrical Lemonade – Traitor
Lyft (Taxi service) – Traitor
Maybelline – Traitor
Macy’s (Martha Stewart’s personal playground) – Traitor
Magic: The Gathering (Trading card game) – Traitor
Make-A-Wish Foundation – Traitor
Manga Entertainment – Traitor
Mapex Drums – Probation
Marc Jacobs (Designer fashion) – Probation
Marijuana Policy Project – Traitor
Marvel Entertainment – Traitor
Martin Guitar – Traitor
Master Card – Traitor
Materia Collective (Music producers) – Traitor
Mattel (Toy company) – Traitor
McCormick * Company – Probation
McDonald’s – Traitor
MediaJustice – Traitor
Metal Blade Records – Probation
Metal Hammer Records – Traitor
MetalSucks (Leftist news site) – Traitor
Michael Kors (Designer fashion) – Traitor
Microsoft – Traitor
Minecraft – Traitor
MOD Pizza – Traitor
Moog Synthesizers – Traitor
Mondelēz Intl – Traitor
MoveOn Organization – Traitor
Mozilla – Traitor
MSI Gaming (Peripheral maker) – Traitor
MTV – Traitor
Mythical Entertainment – Traitor
Napalm Records – Traitor
NARAL (Abortion specialists) – Ironic Traitor
Native Instruments (Audio company) – Traitor
National Women’s Law Center – Traitor
NBC Entertainment – Traitor
NBC Universal – Traitor
NCSoft (MMO publisher) – Traitor
Neiman Marcus – Traitor
Nerdist – Traitor
Netflix (Left-wing propaganda) – Traitor
New Balance – Traitor
New Democrat Coalition – Traitor
Newgrounds (Edgelord’s first baby-step) – Traitor
NewRetroWave (Retro music promoter) – Probation
Nextdoor – Traitor
NFL – Traitor
Niantic Labs (Pokemon Go developer) – Traitor
Nickelodeon – Filthy Triple Traitor
NightDocs (YouTuber) – Traitor
Nike – Traitor
Nintendo of America (But NOT Japan) – Traitor
Nissan – Probation
NodeJS (Javascipt library) – Traitor
Noisy Pixel (Gaming news outlet) – Traitor
Nokia – Probation
No More Robots (Not Tonight developers) – Traitor
Nordstrom – Traitor
NORML Canada (Marijuana advocacy organization) – Traitor
Norvina (Cosmetic brand) – Traitor
Novation (Audio software) – Traitor
NYAV Post (Recording studio) – Traitor
NZXT (PC component supplier) – Traitor
Obsidian Entertainment (Game developer) – Traitor
Oddysey Golf – Probation
Offworld Industries (Squad developer) – Traitor
Olay – Traitor
Olympus – Traitor
Oprah Winfrey Network – Traitor
Orangeamps (Guitar amps) – Traitor
O’Reilly Media (Entrepreneurial advisors) – Traitor
OriginPC (PC maker) – Traitor
Otakon (East coast weeb convention) – Traitor
Outer Loop Games (Indie developers) – Traitor
Paiste Nation (Cymbal maker) – Traitor
Pandora Music – Traitor
Panera Bread – Traitor
Paradox Interactive (Publisher & developer) – Traitor
Paramount Network – Traitor
Paramount Pictures – Traitor
Parsons Xtreme Golf – Probation
Patreon (Hipster welfare) – Traitor
Paypal (Legal money laundering) – Traitor
PAX (Almost cancelled over Dickwolves) – Traitor
PC Master Race (Official PCMR org) – Traitor
PETA (Pokemon’s greatest nemesis) – Traitor
PC Gamer – Traitor
Pearl Drums (Drum maker) – Traitor
Peavey Electronics – Probation
Penguin Books USA – Traitor
Pepsico – Traitor
Pfizer Inc. – Traitor
PGA Tour – Traitor
Philips – Probation
Pinterest – Traitor
Pixar – Traitor
Planet Peebles (Arts and crafts) – Traitor
Planned Parenthood (All lives matter… except for fetusus) – Traitor
Playboy – Traitor
PlayStation – Double Traitor
PlayStation Japan – Traitor
PlayStation Lifestyle (PlayStation news site) – Traitor
Plugin Boutique – Traitor
Pokemon – Traitor
Poly – Traitor
Popeyes Chicken – Traitor
Pop-Tarts – Probation
Porsche – Probation
Pornhub (Subversion) – Traitor
Power Rangers – Probation
PPI (Progressive policy) – Traitor
PQube Games (Localization publisher) – Traitor
PreSonus (Audio software) – Traitor
Print Magazine – Traitor
Procter & Gamble (Mega corporation) – Traitor
Promark Drumsticks – Traitor
PRSGuitars (Guitar maker) – Traitor
Public Citizen (NGO) – Traitor
Puma – Traitor
Pusheen The Cat (E-tailer) – Traitor
Rare Ltd (Game developer) – Traitor
Raw Fury (Game publisher) – Traitor
Reason Studios (Music production) – Traitor
Rebellion (Game developer) – Traitor
Red Hat – Traitor
Redox (Healthcare resource) – Traitor
Republic Services – Traitor
Reddit (Communism) – Traitor
Reebok – Traitor
Remo Inc. (Drumhead maker) – Traitor
Respawn Entertainment (Titanfall developer) – Traitor
Revelation Records – Probation
Revlon – Traitor
Riot Games (League of Legends developer) – Traitor
Rising Star Games (Game publisher) – Traitor
Roadrunner Records – Traitor
Rockstar Games (Game developer) – Traitor
Rock, Paper, Shotgun – Traitor
Rock Sound Magazine – Traitor
Rock The Vote – Traitor
Rogue Fitness – Traitor
Rolling Loud (Music festival) – Traitor
Rooster Teeth (Production company) – Traitor
RPG Site (Gaming news) – Traitor
RuPaul’s Drag Race (NSFL) – Traitor
Rust (Programming language) – Traitor
Saint Laurent – Probation
Sample Magic (Royalty free audio samples) – Traitor
San Diego Comic-Con – Probation
San Japan Convention – Traitor
Santa Monica Studio (Gave Krato’s his wife’s son) – Traitor
Screen Junkies (Multimedia outlet) – Traitor
SCUF Gaming (Peripheral maker) – Traitor
Sega – Traitor
Sekai Project (H-Game publisher) – Traitor
Sennheiser – Traitor
Sephora – Traitor
Sesame Street – Double Traitor
Seymour Duncan (Guitar pickups and pedals) – Traitor
Shady Records – Traitor
Shonen Jump – Traitor
Showtime – Traitor
Shudder (Horror streaming network) – Double Traitor
Siliconera (Gaming news) – Traitor
SiriusXM – Traitor
SKA Studios (Salt & Sanctuary developer) – Traitor
Sketchfab – Traitor
SK Gaming – Traitor
Skillet Music – Traitor
Skill Share (Learning specialists) – Traitor
Smart – Probation
Smartsheet (Tech solutions) – Traitor
Snapchat – Traitor
Sony – Disgusting Traitor
Sony Music – Double Traitor
Sony Pictures – Traitor
Soulstone Cymbals – Traitor
Soundcloud – Traitor
Southern Poverty Law Center – Traitor
Southwest Airlines – Traitor
Spitfire Audio – Traitor
Spotify – Traitor
Spriters Resource – Traitor
Square (Card reader company) – Traitor
Square Enix (Game publisher) – Traitor
Starbucks (Hipster hangout) – Traitor
Star Trek (Waning quality) – Traitor
Star Wars (Feminist propaganda) – Double Traitor
STARZ – Traitor
State Farm – Traitor
Steam – Probation
Steel Series (Product maker) – Traitor
Strymon (Boutique electronics) – Traitor
Subset Games (FTL developers) – Double Traitor
Subway – Probation
Super Rare Games – Traitor
SUSE (Open source platform) – Traitor
Sweetwater (Audio gear) – Traitor
Swing Left – Traitor
SXSW – Traitor
SYFY (Cheap) – Traitor
Sysco Corporation – Traitor
Taco Bell (A toilet’s best friend) – Traitor
TAMA Drums – Traitor
Target – Traitor
TASER (Consumer self-defense) – Traitor
TBS Network – Traitor
TCG Player (Trading card company) – Traitor
Team17 (Game publisher) – Traitor
Team Meat (Meat Boy developers) – Double Traitor
TechRadar (Tech site) – Traitor
TechRaptor (Gaming news) – Traitor
TeePublic – Traitor
Telemundo (TV network) – Traitor
Tesco – Probation
Thatgamecompany (Journey developer) – Traitor
The Black Caucus – Traitor
The Body Shop – Traitor
The British Library – Traitor
The Coalition (Gears of War developer) – Traitor
The Orchard (Music distributor) – Traitor
The Pokemon Company (Game maker) – Traitor
The Socialist Party – Traitor
The Tor Project – Traitor
Threadless – Traitor
Thunderful Publishing (Game publisher) – Traitor
TikTok – Traitor
Threadless – Traitor
Ticketmaster – Traitor
Tinder (Keeping abortion clinics busy since 2012) – Traitor
T-Mobile – Traitor
Toei Animation – Traitor
Tokyo Otaku Mode – Traitor
TOMS – Traitor
Tom’s Hardware (Tech site) – Traitor
Toonami – Nonstop Virtue–Signaling Quintuple Traitors
Toontown – Traitor
Tooth & Nail Records (Record label) – Traitor
Toyota USA – Traitor
TronicsFix (Electronics repair) – Traitor
TT Games (Game developer) – Traitor
Tumblr (Cursed progenitor of Social Justice Warriors) – Traitor
TuneCore (Music distributor) – Traitor
Turn 10 Studios (Forza developer) – Traitor
Turnitin (Tech-learning solutions) – Traitor
TV Land – Traitor
Twitch.tv – Traitor
Twitter – Traitor
Uber (Spying taxi service) – Traitor
Uber Eats (Food delivery) – Traitor
Überliss – Traitor
Ubisoft (Cloning specialist) – Traitor
Udemy (Learning facilitators) – Traitor
Ulta Beauty – Traitor
Ultra Music – Traitor
Under Armour – Traitor
United Airlines – Traitor
Unilever (Business news) – Traitor
Universal Music Group – Traitor
University Of Berkeley – Traitor
Urban Decay – Traitor
U.S. Steel – Probation
UTSA (University of Texas at San Antonio) – Traitor
Vanguard Group – Traitor
Vans (If skateboard culture were shoes) – Traitor
Vater Percussion – Traitor
Verizon Media – Traitor
Versace (Designer fashion) – Traitor
Vevo – Traitor
VH1 – Traitor
Viacom/CBS – Traitor
Vic Firth (Drumstick supplier) – Traitor
ViewSonic – Probation
Virgil Abloh – Traitor
Vigor (Developed by Bohemia Interactive) – Traitor
Virgin Records – Traitor
Virtual Wrestling United – Traitor
Visa – Traitor
Vizio – Traitor
Viz Media – Traitor
Volition Software – Traitor
Volkswagen – Traitor
VRV – Traitor
Wacom (Software productivity) – Traitor
Walmart – Traitor
Warhammer – Traitor
Warner Bros. Entertainment – Traitor
Warner Media – Traitor
Warner Music Group – Probation
Warner Records – Traitor
Webtoon – Traitor
Wells Fargor – Traitor
Wendy’s (Pimped their mascot as a waifu) – Traitor
Wildbrain (Children’s programming) – Traitor
Wix – Traitor
WordPress – Traitor
Worldstar Hip Hop – Traitor
Wraith Games (Developers) – Traitor
WWE – Traitor
Xander (Advertising agency) – Traitor
XBIZ (Second-rate faps) – Traitor
Xbox – Traitor
Yacht Club Games (Shovel Knight developers) – Traitor
Yahoo! – Traitor
Yamaha Music – Probation
Yelp – Traitor
Yen Press (Comic book publisher) – Traitor
YouTube – Traitor
YMCA – Traitor
Yorkshire Tea – Traitor
Ysbryd Games (Boutique publisher) – Traitor
Zbrush – Traitor
Zildjian Company (Drum kit maker) – Traitor
Zoom (Video communications) – Traitor
Zynga (Incubators for microtransactions) – Probation
Celebrities/E-Celebs
2Z (K-pop group) – Traitor
5 Seconds of Summer (Musician) – Traitor
Aaron Mahnke (Podcaster) – Traitor
Adam Conover (Got owned by Joe Rogan… live) – Double Traitor
A Day To Remember (Musician) – Probation
Addison Riecke (Actress) – Traitor
Aidan Gallagher (Actor) – Traitor
Alpharad (YouTuber) – Traitor
Alexa (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Alex Gaskarth (Singer) – Traitor
Alexis Tipton (Voice actress) – Traitor
Allegra Clark (Voice actress) – Traitor
Alyssa Milano (#MeToo hypocrite) – Traitor
Amanda Lee (Voice actress) Double Traitor
Amber Liu (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Amy Marie (Game Theory editor) – Traitor
Andrew Yang (Politician) – Traitor
Andy Biersack (Singer) – Traitor
Andy Milonakis (Trying to breathe) – Traitor
Angelskimi (Streamer) – Double Traitor
Anita Sarkeesian (Destroyed the entire gaming industry) – Traitor
Anna Akana (Actress) – Traitor
Anne Munition (Streamer) – Traitor
Anonymous (hacking group) – Traitor
AntDude (YouTuber) – Traitor
Anthony Padilla (Smosh co-founder) – Traitor
Anthrax (Musician) – Probation
Aquana (Streamer) – Traitor
Ariana Grande (Wore a micro-skirt to a funeral) – Traitor
AriaSaki (Streamer) – Double Traitor
Arlo Stuff (YouTUber) – Traitor
Ashton Kutcher (Cougar hunter) – Traitor
Atreyu (Musician) – Traitor
AttackingTucans (Content creator) – Traitor
Avatar Metal (Musician) – Probation
Axel Braun – Traitor
Ben Eller (Guitarist) – Traitor
Beni (Singer) – Traitor
Ben Saint (Comic book artist) – Traitor
Ben Schwartz (Actor) – Traitor
Ben Stiller (Could never make a Tropic Thunder 2) – Traitor
Binging With Babish (YouTuber) – Traitor
Bill Nye “The Science Guy” – Traitor
Billie Eillish (Singer) – Traitor
Black Nerd – Traitor
Black Sabbath (Rock legends) – Traitor
Blake Lively (Actress) – Traitor
Bon Jovi (Was once Wanted Dead or Alive) – Probation
Brendon Urie (Panics at the disco) – Traitor
Brie Larson (Lacks a butt) – Traitor
Britney Spears (Singer) – Traitor
Bruno Mars (Singer) – Traitor
BTS (Femboys cosplaying as male singers) – Traitor
Bunni (I don’t know who the hell this is) – Traitor
Butch Hartman (Fairly Oddparents creator) – Probation
CalebCity (YouTuber) – Traitor
Chadtronic (YouTuber) – Traitor
Charli D’Amelio (Tiktok thot) – Traitor
Chevy Chase (Comedic icon) – Probation
Chiitan (Aspiring troublemaker) – Traitor
Chris Evans (Captain America) – Traitor
Chrisiousity (YouTuber) – Traitor
Chris Ray Gun (YouTuber) – Insincere Traitor
Chris Sabat (Tested if couch’s could cast) – Traitor
Chrissy Teigen (???) – Traitor
Chris Stuckmann (YouTuber) – Traitor
Christina Aguilera (Singer) – Traitor
Chuck Wendig (Impotent rage) – Traitor
Chuggaaconroy (YouTuber) – Traitor
Civvie11 (YouTuber) – Traitor
Cliffy ‘B’ Bleszinski (Used to make games for real men) – Traitor
Coach Gregg Popovich – Traitor
Comment Etiquette (YouTuber) – Traitor
Conan O’Brien (Way past his prime) – Traitor
Cory Barlog (Director of God of War) – Traitor
Cory Davis (Director of Spec Ops: The Line) – Traitor
Council of Geeks (YouTuber) – Traitor
Courtney Miller (Smosh Games member) – Traitor
Cranbersher (Animation streamer) – Traitor
Crank Gameplays (YouTuber) – Traitor
Cr1TiKaL (Former world’s best slap-fight commentator) – Traitor
Cristina Vee (Singer & beloved voice actress) – Traitor
Critical Role (Roleplaying snowflakes) – Traitor
Crush (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Crystal Kay (Singer) – Traitor
Damien Haas (Smosh Games member) – Traitor
Daniel “ZhugeEX” Ahmad (Industry analyst) – Guileful Traitor
Daniel D. Fox (Zweihander RPG creative director) – Traitor
Daniel Ibbertson (From Slopes Game Room) – Traitor
David Baszucki (Roblox CEO) – Traitor
Dave Bautista (Former superstar) – Traitor
Dave Davidson (Musician) – Traitor
David Guetta (Musician) – Traitor
David Hayter (Voice of a legendary soldier) – Traitor
David Szymanski (Dusk developer) – Probation
Delilah S. Dawson (Feminist Star Wars author) – Traitor
Demi Lovato (Dat ass) – Traitor
Disguised Toast (Streamer) – Traitor
Docm77 (Streamer) – Traitor
D0mics (YouTuber) – Traitor
Don Cheadle (Actor who starred in Traitor) – Traitor
Donna Brazile (Burned Bernie in 2016) – Traitor
Dove Cameron (Singer) – Traitor
Dr. Disrespect (Former role model) – Traitor
DreamcastGuy (YouTuber) _ Traitor
Dr. Lupo (YouTuber) – Traitor
Dude Perfect (Former purveyors of masculinity) – Traitor
Easy Allies (Streamers) – Traitor
Ed Boon (Former rebel) – Traitor
Ed Sheeran (Singer) – Traitor
Ellen DeGeneres (Dances better than she tells jokes) – Traitor
Ellie Goulding (Singer) – Traitor
Eminem (Inverted Oreo) – Traitor
Eric Nam (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Erin Fitzgerald (voice actress) – Traitor
Ethos (Samurai Zero creative director) – Traitor
Eva Marie (Couldn’t hang with Fandango) – Traitor
Exhumed (Musician) – Traitor
Fall Out Boy (Musician) – Traitor
FalseProof (YouTuber) – Traitor
FaZe Clan (E-sports competitors) – Traitor
Felicia Day (Fake gamer girl) – Traitor
Fergie (Wasn’t hot enough to keep Josh Duhamel from cheating) – Traitor
Fever 333 (Musician) – Traitor
Floaromaa (Streamer) – Traitor
Food Wishes (YouTuber) – Traitor
Foo Fighters (There goes my hero) – Traitor
Foxtrot44 (Streamer) – Traitor
Francesca Capaldi (Actress) – Traitor
Frank Iero and the Future Violents (Musician) – Traitor
FrivolousFox (YouTuber) – Double Traitor
Fuslie (Streamer) – Traitor
GameGrumps (YouTubers) – Traitor
Gigguk (YouTuber) – Probation
Glimmer (Podcasters) – Traitor
Goatwhore (Musician) – Probation
Godswill Ugwa Jr. (Viz Media community manager) – Traitor
Green Day (Musician) – Traitor
Greta Thunberg (Puppet) – Traitor
Gun Inaccuracies In Media – Insincere Traitor
Guns N’ Roses (Musician) – Traitor
H3H3 Productions (Disgraced) – Traitor
Halsey (Confused) – Traitor
Harry Styles (Only talented member of One Direction) – Traitor
Hasanabi (Streamer) – Traitor
Hayley Williams (Singer) – Double Traitor
HBomberguy (YouTuber) – Developing Traitor
Hillsong Worship (Musician) – Probation
Holland (Singer) – Traitor
Hoobastank (Musician) – Traitor
Ice Cube (Needs to swallow) – Traitor
Ify & Fiona(Entertainer) – Traitor
Iggy Azalea (Singer) – Traitor
iGumDrop (Streamer) – Traitor
iJustine (Digger) – Traitor
Imagine Dragons (Musician) – Traitor
Incubus (Musician) – Probation
Indeimaus (YouTuber) – Traitor
Internet Today TV (YouTuber) – Traitor
IntroSpecktive (YouTuber) – Traitor
ItsFunneh (YouTuber) – Traitor
Izzy Hale (Musician) – Traitor
James Charles (Catfishing heterosexual men) – Traitor
JackSepticEye (YouTuber) – Filthy Triple Traitor
Jad Saxton (Voice actress) – Traitor
Jaiden Animations (YouTuber) – Traitor
James Willems (Has really tiny dreams) – Double Traitor
Jamey Jasta (Singer) – Traitor
Jamie Marchi (Voice actress) – Traitor
Jane Fonda (Former sex symbol) – Traitor
Jason Derulo (One-hit wonder) – Traitor
Jax Blade Fitness (Blacked.com dream hire) – Traitor
Jay Park (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Jeffree Star (Opportunist) – Traitor
Jeff Gerstmann (Catalyst for proto-#GamerGate) – Probation
Jenna Marbles (Productive thot) – Traitor
Jennifer Scheurle (Guild Wars 2 narrative lead) – Traitor
Jenny Vu (Streamer) – Traitor
Jesse Cox (Still pondering if it’s gay to be trapped ) – Traitor
Jessi (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Jessica Nigri (Overrated cosplayer) – Traitor
Jessie Pridemore (Cosplayer) – Traitor
Jim Caddick (Streamer) – Traitor
Jim Gaffigan (What a man sounds like if he never left puberty) – Traitor
Jimmy Fallon (Paid to laugh) – Traitor
Jim Sterling (Former free speech advocate) – Traitor
Jirard Khalil “The Completionist” (YouTuber) – Double Traitor
J.K. Rowling (Revisionist storyteller) – Traitor
J. Michael Tatum (Voice actor) – Traitor
John Cena (Carried WWE on his back for 15 years) – Traitor
John Patrick Lowrie (Voice actor) – Traitor
John Wolfe (YouTuber) – Traitor
JoJo (Singer) – Traitor
Joel Osteen (Salesman) – Probation
Jonathan Paula (Jogwheel owner) – Traitor
John Boyega (Rey’s simp) – Traitor
Joshua Ovenshire (YouTuber) – Traitor
Joshua “TheJWittz” Wittenkeller (YouTuber) – Traitor
Joy Reid (MSNBC anchor) – Traitor
Justin Bieber (Home-schooling gone wrong) Misguided Traitor
Justin Trudeau (Face-paint extraordinaire) – Traitor
Jvcki Wai (K-Pop singer) – Double Traitor
Kanye West (Gave Taylor Swift PTSD) – Traitor
Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Giants) – Traitor
Kevin Woo (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Kathryn Knutsen (YouTube video editor) – Traitor
Katy Perry (Singer) – Traitor
Kesha Rose (Singer) – Traitor
Kevin Bacon (Never won an Oscar) – Traitor
Kevin Fagaragan (Artist) – Traitor
Kevin Hart (Unfaithful) – Traitor
Kim Kardashian (Cottage cheese connoisseur) – Traitor
Kinda Funny Games (YouTuber) – Traitor
KoneKoKitten (YouTuber) – Traitor
Korn – (Musician) – Traitor
KSI (Beat the snot out of Logan Paul) – Traitor
L.A. Beast (YouTuber) – Traitor
Lady Devann (Community manager for Bethesda) – Traitor
Lady Gaga (Musician) – Traitor
Lasercorn (Smosh Games member) – Traitor
Last Podcast On The Left (Podcasters) – Traitor
Lauren Orlando (Conceited) – Traitor
LazarBeam (Tiktok reviewer) – Traitor
Lazy Game Reviews (Game reviewer) – Traitor
Lee Howon (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
LegacyKillaHD (YouTuber) – Traitor
Lele Pons (Singer) – Traitor
Lil’NasX (Rapper) – Traitor
LilyPichu (Artist) – Traitor
Link Neal (Mythical co-founder) – Traitor
Lin-Manuel Miranda (Cultural appropriator) – Traitor
Linus Tech Tips (YouTuber) – Traitor
Lisa Su (AMD CEO) – Traitor
Little Mix (Musician) – Traitor
Lockstin & Gnoggin (YouTuber) – Traitor
Logan Paul (YouTuber) – Fake Traitor
Louis Tomlinson (Former member of One Direction) – Traitor
Lucahjin (YouTuber) – Traitor
Madison Beer (Singer) – Traitor
Madonna (Perpetually chasing relevancy) – Traitor
Malu Trevejo (Singer) – Traitor
Man Overboard (Musician) – Traitor
Mara Wilson (Actress/Author) – Traitor
Marianas Trench (Musician) – Traitor
Mari Takahashi (Smosh Games member) – Traitor
Marie Lu (Author) – Traitor
Mark Hamill (Senior breastfeeder) – Traitor
Mark Hoppus (Musician) – Traitor
Markiplier (If chocolate had a voice) – Traitor
Mark Ruffalo (Straightened out a lesbian) – Traitor
Mark Tuan (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Mark Wahlberg (Sega CD rapper) – Traitor
Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook lizard) – Traitor
Marshmello (Constantly seeking approval from Ninja) – Traitor
MatPat From Game Theory (YouTuber) – Traitor
Matt McMuscles (YouTuber) – Traitor
Matt Reeves (Director of The Batman) – Traitor
Matt Sohinki (Streamer) – Traitor
Maximilian Dood (Actually defended Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite) – Traitor
Max Scoville (IGN reporter) – Traitor
Mayday Parade (Musician) – Traitor
Mayor Muriel Bowser – Traitor
Michael Jordan (Legend) – Traitor
Michelle Rojas (Voice actress) Traitor
Mikey Way (Musician) – Traitor
Ministry (Musicians) – Traitor
Miso (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Mitt Romney (Got bodied by Obama… twice) – Traitor
Mizy (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Modern Vintage Gamer (YouTuber) – Traitor
Monica Rial (Wanted Vic’s dick) – Traitor
MrBeast (YouTuber) – Traitor
MrSuicideSheep (Musician) – Traitor
Muyskerm (YouTuber) – Traitor
NadeShot (E-sports competitor) – Traitor
Natalie Portman (Actress) – Traitor
Naughty Dog’s Neil Druckmann (Golfing expert) – Double Traitor
Nelstar15 (Square Enix influencer relations and streamer) – Traitor
Nessa Barrett (Next-level thot) – Traitor
Nikki & Brie Bella (Famous thanks to John Cena and Daniel Bryan ) – Traitor
Nina Lu (Actress) – Traitor
Nine Inch Nails (The only good meme from Digg) – Probation
Nintendrew (YouTuber) – Traitor
NitroRad (YouTuber) – Traitor
No.1 Alex (Streamer) – Traitor
Noah Schnapp (Actor) – Traitor
Nolan North (Used to be the best in the business) – Traitor
Noname (No clue but very popular) – Traitor
Ohnips (Artist who draws fap-bait and is fap-bait) – Traitor
Olivia Sui (Smosh Games member) – Traitor
Optimus (Streamer) – Traitor
Ozzy Osbourne (Musician) – Traitor
Pamela Horton (Playboy’s Bayonetta) – Traitor
Panic At The Disco (Creator of Highest Hopes) – Traitor
Paramore (Musician) – Traitor
Patton Oswalt (Kevin James’ lackey) – Traitor
PeachJars (Uber-thot) – Traitor
Pewdiepie (YouTuber) – Probation
PeanutButter Gamer (YouTuber) – Traitor
Peter Park TV (Streamer) – Traitor
Phil “Amazing Phil” Lester (YouTuber) – Traitor
Phil Spencer (Was Xbox’s last hope) – Traitor
PIEGUYRULZ (YouTuber) – Traitor
Pokimane (Thot) – Traitor
Police Chief Michael Shaw (Scared) – Traitor
Poofesure (YouTuber) – Traitor
ProJared (Tried and failed to become Sailor Mercury) – Traitor
Quackity (YouTuber) – Traitor
QuarterJade (Streamer) – Traitor
Quinton Reviews (YouTuber) – Traitor
Rami Ismail (Vlambeer’s clout chaser) – Traitor
Randy Orton – Traitor
Randy Pitchford (Financial Magician) – Traitor
Raymond Toro (My Chemical Romance) – Traitor
Ray Parker Jr (Singer) – Traitor
Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe creator) – Traitor
RelaxAlax (Streamer) – Traitor
ReviewTechUSA (YouTuber) – Traitor
Revocation (Musician) – Traitor
RevScarecrow (YouTuber) – Traitor
Rhett McLaughlin (Co-founder of Mythical) – Traitor
Richard A. Fowler (Fox New contributor) – Traitor
Rihanna (Singer) – Traitor
Rise Against (Musician) – Traitor
Risorins (Artist) – Traitor
Rita Ora (Singer) – Traitor
Rob Delaney (Comedian) – Traitor
Roddenberry Podcasts – Traitor
Rosanna Pansino (YouTuber) – Traitor
Rowan Blanchard (Actress) – Traitor
Ryan Reynolds (Pegged Deadpool) – Traitor
Samuel Kim (K-Pop star) – Traitor
Sabrina Carpenter (Singer) – Traitor
Sara Ventura (Localizer for Nintendo) – Traitor
Sarah Whittle (Smosh Games producer) – Traitor
Scarra (Streamer) – Traitor
Scott Wozniak (YouTuber) – Flimsy Traitor
Sean Chiplock (Couldn’t prevent Hyper Universe’s demise) – Traitor
Sean Plott (From Day9.tv) – Traitor
Secrets (Musician) – Traitor
Selena Gomez (Celebrity) – Traitor
Seth Rogen (Celebrity leech) – Traitor
Sharla In Japan (YouTuber) – Traitor
Shaun (Perturbed over the mortally challenged) – Traitor
Shayne Topp (Smosh Games member) – Traitor
Shinedown (Musician) – Traitor
Simple Plan (Musician) – Traitor
Simply Nailogical (YouTuber) – Traitor
Sky-Hi (Singer) – Traitor
Skill Up (YouTuber) – Traitor
Smash Mouth (Musician) – Traitor
Smosh Games (YouTubers) – Traitor
SomeCallMeJohnny (YouTuber) – Traitor
SomeOrdinaryGamers (YouTuber) – Traitor
SonicFox (Worst human being on the face of the planet) – Furry Traitor
Son of a Glitch (A+ Start StreameYouTuber) – Traitor
Stacey Abrams – Traitor
Starsmitten (YouTuber) – Traitor
Stephen King (Writer) – Traitor
Stephanie Sheh (Voice actress) – Traitor
Steve Ballmer (LA Clippers owner) – Traitor
Steve Carell (Actor) – Traitor
Stephen Georg (YouTuber) – Traitor
Stop Skeletons From Fighting (YouTuber) – Traitor
Suicide Silence (Musician) – Traitor
Sum 41 (Musician) – Traitor
Summer Rae (Human Barbie doll) – Traitor
SungWon Cho (Actor who hasn’t been in any major movies) – Traitor
Sunny Malouf (Singer) – Traitor
Taeyang (K-pop singer) – Traitor
TeamFourStar (Content creators) – Traitor
Teawrex (Streamer) – Traitor
Technology Connections (YouTuber) – Traitor
The Beatles (Musicians) – Traitor
The Black Dahlia Murder (Musician) – Traitor
The Great Clement (YouTuber) – Traitor
TheOdds1Out (YouTuber) – Traitor
The Pussycat Dolls (Strippers pretending to be singers) – Traitor
The Rock (Used to be the most electrifying man in entertainment) – Traitor
The Weeknd (Singer) – Traitor
Tia Ballard (Funimation voice actress) – Traitor
Tiger JK (K-pop singer) – Traitor
Toby Fox (Undertale developer) – Traitor
Travis Barker (Musician) – Traitor
Travis Scott (Musician) – Probation
Twenty One Pilots (Musician) – Probation
Tyler “Ninja” Blevins (Streamer) – Weak Traitor
Tyler Scheid (Youtuber) – Traitor
Valkyrae (Streamer) – Traitor
Victoria Justice – (Proto-thot) – Traitor
Vikkstar (YouTuber) – Traitor
VintageBeef (Streamer) – Traitor
Warbringer (Musician) – Traitor
Wil Wheaton (Being told to shut-up since 1988) – Traitor
xChocoBars (Streamer) – Traitor
Xell (Streamer) – Traitor
Yo Mama (YouTuber) – Traitor
YongYea (10-min content creator) – Double Traitor
Yoshiller (GoNintendo writer) – Traitor
Yvonnie (Streamer) – Double Traitor
Zac Effron (Human Ken doll) – Traitor
ZackScottGames (Wholesome) – Traitor
Zak Bagans (Travel Channel host) – Traitor
Zedd (Musician) – Traitor
Zelo (K-Pop singer) – Traitor
Zeltic (Should have stuck to Hyrule) – Traitor
Zombie Cleo (YouTuber) – Traitor
Zombie Unicorn (Tried to bully bullies and got bullied) – Traitor
Zoe Amira (Makeup artist) – Traitor
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2020.05.27 16:59 SkyBruceLee23 [TH] GRANDMOTHER 🔫👵 LOVELY

Grandmother Lovely
By
Skye Woods
Maria Alvarez's heart slammed against her chest after she watched two police officers shoot an innocent African-American teenager. The teenager who suffered being killed was a thirteen-year-old honor roll student. The young man was a hero because before being killed by the police he had just saved a little boy from being hit by a car while walking to school. Instead of being thanked by the child’s mother for his heroic actions, the teenager ended up getting shot to death by two racist police officers, who thought he was reaching for a gun.
The teenager got into an altercation with the two policemen, when the two officers said that he fit the profile of a wanted suspect. The policemen killed the teenager, even after they witnessed him saving a child’s life. Maria felt outraged after witnessing the two policemen shoot an innocent thirteen-year-old boy to death.
When Maria woke up in the morning, she somehow knew that two cops would shoot an innocent teenager right in front of her house. Sometimes she could see the future and she knew that the policemen would kill the teenager because the child’s Nubian black skin color made him a threat, even after he saved a two-year-old baby from being struck by a car. Maria knew that the two policemen would shoot the teenager, and she also knew what it felt like to have a bullet inside her. One night while Maria was at a gas station, an attacker tried to rob her and he ended up shooting her multiple times in her back and in her chest. But Maria didn’t even have to go to the hospital that night after being shot eleven times by the carjacker.
She ended up killing the carjacker when he attempted to steal her SUV with her four-year-old grandson still in the backseat. The carjacker threatened to shoot Maria’s grandbaby if she attempted to stop him from stealing her car. The carjacker underestimated Maria thinking she was an average helpless old lady.
Maria broke the carjacker’s neck with one arm and she dislocated the man’s arm before officially killing him. Maria killed plenty of criminals over the years, and the carjacker was one of many. Maria was a sixty-three-year-old woman who used to be a rock musician, and she looked younger than her age. She had spiky silver hair that had a purplish tinge. She wore earrings shaped like skull heads and she also wore a silver ring in her nose. Since Maria was a huge rock fan and a former rock artist herself, she had the logo of the rock band Van Halen tattooed on her right arm, and she tattooed the young face of rocker Jon Bon Jovi on her left.
Maria was a very attractive old lady and her clothing style was gothic. She loved wearing her black dresses and her black leather motorcycle jacket. Maria’s gothic fashion blended well with her very shapely and well-sculpted breasts and hips. She found it funny that at her age she still would get asked out on dates by younger men who were old enough to be her grandsons. Maria would have to reject the advances of younger men because number one, she was too old for them, and number two, she wasn’t ready to enter the dating scene again. The last man Maria dated was her husband.
Maria had to watch her husband die all because she refused to do a job for a London crime lord, and she also refused to do a job for the boss of an underground Japanese crime syndicate. Maria had a dark past that went with her. She used to be a former rock musician, but her rock career was only her part-time job. Maria used to be an agent for the CIA, and she was one of the best operatives the CIA ever had. But Maria ended up getting laid off from her job because of government budget cuts and new CIA recruitments who were far younger than her and could do the job longer.
It didn’t hurt Maria when she lost her job, but she tried to search for a new job that demanded her skill set, which was killing people. When Maria first joined the CIA, she didn’t start out as a killer, but a hero. It was fun at first when she had to execute a terrorist leader or a corrupt politician, but things took a dark turn for Maria when she had to carry out assassinations that required killing innocent people. Maria was an efficient killer, and she could execute using anything as a weapon.
She once killed a man ten times her size using a screwdriver and when she had a gun in her hand, she had a special gift at shooting with deadly precision. One time she had to assassinate five men who were terrorists, and she ended up killing all five of the men using one handgun that only had two bullets. She killed three men using one bullet, and she killed the other two men using her hands instead of the gun. Maria loved using knives and swords. She perfected the art of knife throwing and her favorite sharp weapon was a sword.
She remembered after getting hired as an assassin; Her boss gave her a contract to kill a rival London crime boss. After Maria lost her job with the CIA, she began looking for a job that paid and she knew that becoming a contract killer wasn’t the best option, but she did it because working as a cashier at a local Walmart wasn’t paying enough. Maria remembered the night she had to kill the London crime lord. She remembered how he was a burly and rugged man who collected Samurai swords and displayed them on the wall of his office inside of a nightclub he owned.
Maria remembered the look on the London crime boss’s face when he tried to shoot her using his machine gun. The man watched in shock as Maria slapped down every single bullet that came out of his machine gun. She even sliced some bullets in half using one of his Samurai swords. The London crime lord never thought he’d see an old woman do something that was impossible, and he also never thought a beautiful old lady would end up chopping off his head using one of his Samurai swords. Maria remembered what she was wearing the night she chopped the London gangster’s head off.
She remembered how his blood splattered all over her black leather jacket and the white sleeveless dress she wore beneath it. Maria never forgot how she carried the London crime lord’s head with one hand while using the Samurai sword in her other hand to slaughter thirty of the London crime lord’s bodyguards. Maria remembered how she turned a South East London nightclub into a war zone using the sword to execute one man after the next. Young men and women were on the nightclub’s dance floor, moving to the sound of hip-hop and electro dance music.
The young men and women were oblivious to Maria who was running and flipping across the nightclub’s floor avoiding gunfire and chopping off heads, arms, and legs using her sword. This was the night that Maria discovered she had supernatural powers. While fighting inside the nightclub, Maria ended up getting shot thirty times. But the bullet wounds would heal in a matter of seconds, and Maria couldn’t feel the pain of the gunshots. The nightclub became vacant when Maria started shooting explosions of white fire out of her hands. All the young men and women who were dancing to the club music ran from the nightclub. Maria was alone standing in the middle of the dark club holding a London crime lord’s head in her hand and looking around at the sea of dead men’s bodies that surrounded her bare feet.
It was a night to remember for Maria. She thought about how she was racing through the streets of London on her motorcycle, holding a man’s severed head and realizing that she was the world’s most dangerous assassin at fifty-nine-years-old, which was her age at the time. Being an assassin at first felt good for a moment, but Maria soon grew tired of killing people. She didn’t mind executing criminals, but she had a problem with killing innocent people. Maria had to find a way out even though she knew there would be consequences.
Becoming a contract killer gave Maria a one-hundred-thousand-dollars a year, and Maria enjoyed the money, but she felt that she was losing her soul. There was an underground secret society for contract killers that Maria was a part of. The only way you could leave the society was by sacrificing a loved one. Maria didn’t want to lose her husband, but it was the only way she could get out of the game. Her husband, Frank, even agreed to have himself killed so that his wife could be free from being a member of the underground world of assassins.
Maria remembered how her husband blew a kiss at her before getting shot in his head at point-blank range. This story could have ended sadly, but just because Maria watched her husband get shot right in front of her doesn’t mean he died. Maria soon discovered that she had the ability to resurrect the dead, and that’s what she did to her husband. Maria never forgot how she almost gave her daughter Jenny a heart attack.
When Jenny went to visit her mother, she almost went into shock when she saw her father sitting at the dining room table after just attending his funeral a month ago. Maria had a lot of explaining to do to her daughter and even after explaining her supernatural gift to Jenny, Jenny couldn’t believe it. Maria tried to explain to her daughter that after she became a born again Christian, she felt something enter her body.
It was something that Maria never felt before like a supernatural charge running through her veins. Maria also told her daughter she was a former assassin and that she used her God-given gift to resurrect all the innocent people the government sent her to kill. It was a hard thing to explain to her daughter, but God helped her. Maria was a goddess or at least that’s what she felt like, thanks to the God she believed in. God had given her powerful gifts and now every criminal who lived in the state of Texas feared Maria because she had become a new assassin. She was an assassin who now worked for God instead of working for a crime boss.
Maria had a smile on her face when she first woke up in the morning. She did not know that she would walk out on her front porch to witness a child get shot to death by two trigger-happy police officers. Before she saw the policemen shoot and kill the teenager, Maria could hear the boy shouting at the two policemen.
“Man, fuck y’all! I was just walking to school, and I ran out into the street to save this baby from being hit by a car! Now y’all gonna try to arrest me and I didn’t even do nothing!” That’s what Maria heard the black teenager say to the policemen through his tears. While arguing with the policemen, the teenager reached for his smartphone in his back pocket so he could call his mom.
When Maria walked out on her front porch, that’s when she saw the teenager reaching for his phone, and that’s when she witnessed the two policemen open fire on the child, assuming that he was reaching for a firearm. It enraged Maria to see that after the two policemen discovered that the teenager didn’t have a weapon, to exclude themselves of committing murder, the two policemen planted a small twenty-two caliber pistol in the dead teenager’s hand, to make it look like the child was armed and that the officers were only defending themselves.
This angered Maria. It angered her so much that she crushed in her hand a hot cup of coffee she was drinking. Maria looked down at the blood and the broken pieces of glass in her hand that used to be a coffee mug. The gothic grandmother watched as the bloody cuts in her hand healed up in an instant. Maria’s body transformed into a state of invincibility and she was a sixty-three-year-old woman who now had bulletproof skin, thanks to God. Through her years of working for the CIA, Maria witnessed countless acts of racism.
She realized that the U.S. government was the biggest racist organization in the world. Maria was glad that the CIA ended her employment after she secretly discovered a top-secret government program that involved killing off all African Americans. The government planned to release a bioweapon into the drinking water that ran through inner-city neighborhoods and places heavily populated with blacks.
Besides corrupting the water filtration plants near inner-city neighborhoods, Maria also discovered how the government was using law enforcement to kill off young African Americans. But what Maria discovered was only the tip of the iceberg. There were darker government secrets, and one of them involved a top-secret program called Operation Nightfall. The Operation Nightfall program involved creating a neuro-gas that was colorless and odorless and could only affect the minds of people of African American descent. The name of this neuro-gas was X714.
Once X714 becomes inhaled through the nose and mouth of an African American man, woman, or child, it triggers chemicals in the brain such as Serotonin that causes deep depression and suicidal tendencies. The government planned to not only use X714 to kill off African Americans in the United States but they also planned to use their bio-weapons throughout the world, especially in Africa and in Haiti.
X714 would exterminate every starving baby, every mother, every father, every African tribe and all African families who lived in every African continent. X714 would cause every person of color to fall into a deep depression and commit suicide, along with every black person living in the U.S. and across the world. X714 would affect African American celebrities and even an African American woman who was the president of the United States. It was the rise of a deadly bio-engineered disease that would cause an already oppressed race of people to kill themselves, and soon the African race would become extinct.
X714 was in its early stages of development. The government released samples of the weapon into the air over parts of Chicago such as the Southside, and in parts of California, such as Compton, Los Angeles. The government still had to work a few bugs out of X714, because instead of causing suicides, it would cause black on black crime, race riots, and irrational violence and anger with African American young men. Black people were still destroying themselves through poverty, drugs, criminal activity, and gang violence because of X714, but it wasn’t the way the government wanted blacks to kill themselves. Committing suicide was a much cleaner and efficient way of destroying a race of people.
It would take years to make X714 perfect so that the bio-engineered chemical weapon could do what the government designed it to do. At first, the government considered bringing slavery back, but they felt that eradicating black people altogether was a better plan. X714 would be the answer to a racist white person’s prayer. There would not be any more prejudice towards black people and fear towards black people thanks to X714. The little mind of a racist white man or woman would be at peace because they didn’t have to worry about their sons and daughters marrying a black person or worrying about black families moving into their neighborhood.
Thanks to the U.S. government, X714 was on the rise and Operation Nightfall was starting its process of destruction. But the U.S. government and their brilliant team of military scientists had a problem. That problem was Maria Alvarez. A grandmother who was a former rock musician, a former CIA agent and a former assassin who would cause the U.S. government a world of trouble because of her God-given supernatural abilities. Maria would not stop and she was a powerful and relentless killer. Imagine the fictional action movie hero, John Wick, only if John Wick was a beautiful Hispanic sixty-three-year-old woman with short spiky hair and supernatural gifts. It was all going to crash and burn for the U.S. government.
Maria stood on the steps of her porch watching the two policemen who were standing over the black teenager’s body mumbling to each other and speaking into their police radios. Maria felt herself becoming more infuriated while listening to the conversation between the two policemen. They were talking as if they were at a restaurant. Maria could see that one policeman was far younger than his partner. He had blonde hair and a clean-shaven face with a medium build and pale white skin. Maria thought the younger policeman had a boyish face. He looked like a nerdy little boy with a man’s body which irritated Maria. From his looks, she could tell that he was a rookie.
The much older policeman looked ruggedly handsome in the face. He looked like the cowboy type, sporting a thick gray mustache, a three-day beard and experienced wrinkles in his square-shaped face. Gray peppered his hair, and he was balding a little at the top of his head. The older cop had a bigger and bulkier body compared to his younger partner. The older policeman also wore dark aviator sunglasses that concealed his lifeless eyes. Maria began to saunter down the steps of her home while listening to what the older policeman was saying to his younger partner.
“We’re not getting in trouble for this,” the older policeman stated.
“Yeah, but he didn’t have a gun.” The young policeman said.
“That’s why we planted the gun on him to make it look like he had one. We want this execution to look legitimate to the public.” The older policeman gave his partner a confident smile.
“It felt good firing a gun for the first time.” The younger policeman chuckled. But he was looking around to see who was watching the two of them.
“Yeah, it always feels good firing a gun for the first time. Now we shot this boy, but we shot a black boy which is a good thing because we’re only doing our jobs as government officials. We’re doing what our government wants us to do. We’re supposed to annihilate some of these black folks, but make it look subtle and accidental,” the older policeman told his partner through his Southern drawl while gently nudging the black teenager’s dead body with the tip of his cowboy boot. “We shoot unarmed black kids all the time because we’re supposed to. That’s our job now given to us by our government. Once we report this to the organization director, we’ll go grab something to eat.” The older policeman patted his partner on the back while turning his head and looking to see Maria, who was approaching them from behind. The older policeman at first didn’t know how to react to Maria, who was creeping up towards the residential street where the two cops were standing.
“What’s the matter?” The younger policeman asked before turning his head and seeing Maria approaching them. “You want me to stop her? It looks like she’s coming over here.” The young policeman didn’t even wait for an answer. He turned around and began telling Maria to stay back. “Excuse me, ma’am. We’re gonna need you to stay back.” The younger policeman spoke calmly as he began approaching Maria with his hands out in front of him, trying to stop her.
When the young policeman placed his hands on Maria’s arms, it was the worst thing he ever did. The young policeman screamed when Maria took hold of one of his hands and began crushing it like it was a soda pop can. The young policeman screamed out in pain as he heard the bones breaking in his hand, which sounded like tree branches getting snapped in half.
“I’m sorry,” Maria hissed out her insincere apology to the young policeman while crushing his hand down flat like a pancake and balling it up like it was a piece of paper. The young policeman screamed for his partner to help him as he watched his hand get turned into mush. The policeman wanted to reach for his gun, but he was in too much pain. Maria made things even worse for the young policeman when she reached down and grabbed the area where his penis and testicles were.
The young policeman stopped screaming because the pain of feeling his penis and testicles getting crushed made his vocal cords lock up. After feeling the pain of a fist pierce through his torso combined with the earth-shattering pain of getting his genitals crushed, the young policeman’s heart stopped beating.
Maria lifted the young policeman’s two hundred pound body off the ground by his throat after removing her fist from the police officer’s stomach. While Maria was mutilating the young policeman’s body, she was getting shot at by the older policeman who became overwhelmed with terror by what he was seeing. The older policeman was already horrified after watching Maria punch her fist straight through his partner’s stomach, but he was even more horrified because he couldn’t kill Maria no matter how many times he shot at her.
The older policeman ended up unloading his gun on Maria. He watched as the bullets passed through Maria’s body and he saw how the bullet holes disappeared on her body, leaving behind not a single trace of blood. The older policeman dropped his gun on the ground with his body full of desperate fear. He watched Maria hurl his partner’s body into the air. The young policeman’s dead body landed on top of the hood of his squad car putting a huge dent in its hood.
The older policeman thought the world was ending as he looked into the cunning hazel-gray eyes of a beautiful old Hispanic lady, who was approaching him with fire shooting out of her hands. Maria’s shapely hips were rotating beneath her tight-fitting denim blue jeans. Her wide breast bounced beneath her black sleeveless blouse and her skull pendant earrings were wildly swinging back and forth on her ears from every hard step she made towards the older policeman. It seemed like everything was moving in slow motion for the older policeman as he took off his sunglasses and dropped them on the ground while watching a blast of white fire head towards him. The pain was beyond excruciating. The older policeman went into shock as he felt his skin burning and melting away.
He never thought he would experience getting burned alive, and it was an experience that Maria forced him to endure. The fire had engulfed the policeman’s body, and it made him look like a walking, screaming human torch. Maria folded her arms while watching the older policeman’s burning body slowly stumble down the street before collapsing to the ground like a burning pile of rubble.
Maria could smell the fire cooking the policeman’s flesh, which reminded Maria of the smell of hamburgers cooking on a grill. After destroying the two policemen, Maria laid her eyes down on the body of the teenager who was lying on the sidewalk a few feet away from her driveway.
While kneeling down on the ground beside the teenager’s body, Maria looked around to see people standing outside their homes and on the sidewalk watching her. Maria waved and smiled at her shocked neighbors while holding the African American teenager’s body across her lap. She took her attention off the shocked faces of her neighbors and put her eyes back down on the teenager’s face, with her fingers stroking through his well-trimmed afro.
Maria could feel the blood leaking out of the bullet holes in the teenager’s body. While stroking the child’s head, she began healing all the bullet wounds on his body. Even his blood that stained the fabric of his blue basketball jersey was disappearing. While bringing the thirteen-year-old back to life, Maria admired the young man’s handsomeness. She admired his Nubian dark skin and his strong but baby-like facial features. She could see how his puberty was setting in from the peach fuzz beneath his nose, which would soon become a full mustache once he reached his twenties.
A silver necklace hung around the teenager’s neck and it had a pendant hanging off of it which were two diamond-encrusted letters. The letters that hung from the necklace said JD, which were the child’s initials. Maria caressed her hand across a bullet hole in the child’s left arm. She also waved her hand across a bullet hole in the teenager’s neck. After removing twelve bullet holes in the teenager’s body, it was time to wake him up.
“Wake up, baby,” Maria whispered down to the teenager with her hand caressing his face. She adjusted the child’s body across her lap before restarting his heart causing the thirteen-year-old to wake up gasping for air. The young man began taking air into his lungs and coughing as he opened up his eyes and looked up, to see a sweet but edgy faced old lady looking back down at him and giving him a loving smile.
The teenager studied the silver ring in Maria’s nose and the silver stud pierced in her lip. He looked at her shimmering skull head earrings and he also noticed that Maria had a missing eyebrow. The teenager could see that Maria had a slight purplish color in her silvery short hair, and he admired her pretty but edgy facial features. The teenager had never seen such a cool looking old woman, and he had never seen an old lady with tattoos on her shapely arms.
“Wow! Who are you?” The teenager asked Maria while looking at her through his cocoa-brown eyes filled with confusion and wonder. The young man watched as Maria slowly leaned down to kiss him on his forehead.
Maria never answered the teenager’s question. The grandmother only smiled at the thirteen-year-old boy while gazing down at the lost expression on his face. She held the teenager in her lap while gazing down into his eyes for a good long time and stroking her fingers through his soft mini afro.
The End
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2020.05.19 15:20 Dracula717 My thoughts and opinions about one of my all-time favorite shows - Ally Mcbeal

I truly love this show with a passion. I used to watch it back when ii aired and was I obsessed. After many, many years, I decided to binge re-watch it. I just finished it and i'm on an emotional high. It is truly one of my favorite shows of all-time and forever will have a special place in my heart.
The brilliance of David E Kelley, Calista Flockhart, Gregg Germann. Jane Krakowski, Peter MacNicol, Lisa Nicole Carson, Dyan Cannon "Whipper", Gil Bellows, Courtney Thorne Smith, Portia De Rossi, Lucy Liu and of course Vonda Shepard was something special. Not to mention all the supporting cast, judges like Happy and Walsh, and guest stars. The entire Barry White thing was brilliant.
For me, the show ended when Billy died. That was pretty much the series finale for me. It lost it's magic after that. That's how I felt then and I still feel that way now. Season 3 was actually my favorite (up to that episode). Seasons 1-3 weren't perfect creatively, but it still worked.
I don't know the behind the scenes info. I'm assuming Gil Bellows and others wanted to move on, but it just wasn't the same. I guess I can't blame the creative team for bringing in all these new characters if that was the case, but it just didn't work for me. I was still entertained, and I still like season 4-5. But again, for me, it lost it's magic.
I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I could never get into Larry and Ally. I didn't dislike it, but it felt forced to me. I know that Kelley wanted them to get married and make season 5 about their married life. Despite me not being a big fan, I would have loved it. I wish Ally did end up finding the love of her life. I wish she would have ended up getting married. I was rooting for Jon Bon Jovi. I liked them, but what I wanted most was for Ally to have that happy ending.
I know a lot of people like Ally and John, but I cherish their friendship so I'm glad they didn't end up together.
I liked Maddie. I think Ally having this 10 year old genetic daughter was great and very fitting. Which made me root for Bon Jovi more. Again, I wish Ally had that ending.
They brought in way too many new characters. And none of them worked for me. I know Kelley was trying to buy some time in case Downey came back, but it didn't work. I still enjoyed it. I still was entertained, but the bond was gone. I don't understand why they didn't just focus on the core. They had no idea what to do with any of them. Like Mark. And gave up on others, like Mark, and casted them to the side. I honestly think the show could have kept going. The ratings for season 5 were still good, but they bombed the show and that's why it ended.
I understand Lucy Liu leaving. The show made her a big star. So again, I don't know the inside info on whether or not the core cast decided to leave or if Kelley made the decisions to move on with some.
I also really hated when Ally became partner. And they were doing damage control with it by getting rid of some of the bad casting choices. The only one I did like was Regina Hall. So much talent wasted.
Then they make no mention of anyone. Rene was Ally's best friend. Someone extremely important in Ally's life. Gone. Georgia, gone. Without a word until apparently Rene was with Greg? Then the finale. Oh and I did like Sandy. Just throwing that out there.
The most disappointing thing for me was what they did with Nell. Which was.... nothing. They just set her aside and she was nobody. They didn't need to bring in Eliza. They didn't need to bring in these new people. Other than just being names for ratings. Focus on your core. It would have been a great opportunity to focus on Nell and give her a story. Give her something. She could have been, what she was, and what she was supposed to be, one of, if not the best lawyer (next to John). I honestly wish they made her partner.
The series didn't end how I hoped. Giving Maddie this anxiety disorder seemed desperate. The wedding was stupid. I wish Ling was there, but the finale still made me ball my eyes out.
Overall, I will forever love this show. I'm happy the core actors, for the most part still had successful careers. I hope one day there will be a reunion or reboot.
Thanks for reading.
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2020.04.13 07:55 ethanmx2 Spring Football: A Blooming Legacy of Failure (aka: Yes, Tree, please steal: aaka: How the fuck did I write this all in 24 hours? )

Spring football. The sport’s endless fetch quest. If one cannot compete with The Shield in the fall, it looks to these greener pastures to find its roots. Only to find out that the grass is spray-painted pubic hair as countless leagues have risen and fallen trying to chase the eternal goose of spring league play. Let the body count begin!
\DING!* -JULY 1974-*
The World Football League is founded by former WHA and ABA executives in the hopes to getting into the NFL by means of merger. With the NFL and CFL suffering through strikes, those who wanted to play are eager to fuck off and join the new league. Especially after some of them were given what could only be described as Dump-truck Money. The WFL starts its inaugural season with a good amount of fanfare and packed houses. Things are looking up!
\DING!* -SEPTEMBER 1974-*
Turns out most of the people who were packing those stadiums basically got in for free. The leagues credibility is shot, multiple teams suffer financial losses and move mid-season, two teams don’t even finish, and one just up and quit before the final game. Hell, New York’s team moved to Charlotte, still made the playoffs, but were kicked OUT of it because they couldn’t sell enough tickets! It can’t possibly get any worse.
\DING!* -DECEMBER 1974-*
As the Birmingham Americans celebrate their World Bowl victory over the Florida Blazers, cameras soon point to law enforcement becoming deputized repo men and raiding both teams’ lockers of all goods, including the trophy. The leagues next season is aborted midway through as they desperately failed to nab Broadway Joe, and the leagues terrible finances finally caught up to them. The first sacrifice is complete.
-Insert clip of demolition of Fulton County Stadium with WFL logo superimposed-
\DING!* -MARCH 1983-*
David Dixon, the man who basically brought football to New Orleans sees his newest baby come to being. The USFL. At the time, the most well-known spring football league. Their first season is considered an overall success, even when some teams like Boston were losing money with sellout crowds. Ratings are better than predicted, 25,000+ average attendance per game, and the fans were passionate. I mean REALLY passionate. Like “Storm the field after your team comes from behind to win passionate!” The league is having typical growing pains but it’s an amazing start, especially with this Hershel Walker kid. Keep it up!
\DING!* 1983-84 USFL OFFSEASON*
ENTER…. THE DONALD…
*Dramatic Reverb\*
There’s no way this could possibly bite them in the ass later. Also, what the hell is a salary cap?
\DING!* 1984 USFL SEASON*
Even after the initial chaos of moves and finances and two teams effectively trading each other, the 1984 season is another successful year. Attendance is still good, the players are hungry, and the passion for the teams is still there. Things are looking well for you, USFL! Don't fuck it up!
\DING!* 1984-85 USFL OFFSEASON*
ENTER… THE DONALD…
*Dramatic Reverb\*
He thinks that being the cock-of-the-walk in spring is just not good enough. He wants to swim with The Shield, and he’s got a bigly, fantasticly good idea. FIGHT THEM ON THEIR HOME TURF IN THE FALL!
-Insert clip of Michael from The Office going “NO!”-
\DING!* 1985 USFL SEASON*
The weight of the move to the fall puts fans in conflict, forcing many to choose between their new side fling, or Old Reliable. The Denver Gold, one of the more popular teams in the league, sees its attendance cut in half when Denver finds out they’ll be competing against their precious Lord Elway next season. Finances are also starting to affect the league. Teams are merging, teams are folding, but amidst it all, the football is still quality. Add this Doug Flutie kid and we just might make it through this shakeup.
\DING!\** 1985-86 OFFSEASON
Okay, so it turns out NOT having a salary cap means spending money on players like drunken politicians. What began as 12 teams, expanded to 18 soon after is now down to 8, with nearly half the leagues teams folding due to money concerns. Hmmmm, it’s almost like you could have avoided this if you had a limit on what you could pay your players! (/sarcasm) Also, the Shield is basically strong-arming your broadcast partners to not show your games, or else they’ll take their balls and go home. ENTER… THE DONALD…
*Dramatic Reverb\*
And his antitrust suit against the NFL. Well, let’s be honest, it’s the USFL’s suit, cause they’re hinging their entire 1986 season on it. If they get the expected $1.7 billion from it, they’re set for decades to come, and the league will be here to stay! Otherwise, the season may be dead before it even begins. Get your Phoenix Wright on, boys!
\DING!* JULY 29, 1986*
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DEFEATED THE SHIELD!
-Cheers, confetti and streamers-
Let’s take a look at what you’ve won!
-Clip of a $1 bid from The Price is Right-
*Price is Right Losing Horns\*
Actually, I stand corrected. You won… THREE dollars. Live like a king... go get that large fries. Naturally, this leads to the ‘86 season being cancelled and the USFL effectively closing up shop soon after. I’m sure The Donald will hold NO ill will to The Shield after all this…. NONE… NO grudges, no antipathy, no butthurt... I’m sure he’s very, VERY much over what happened between him and the NFL.
-Clip of The Donald going “WRONG!”-
\DING!* EARLY 1987*
Some guy just put a tiny football field surrounded by nets in the Rosemont Horizon. Cute. Wonder if that might become a thing.
\DING!* MARCH 1991*
The Shield got so spooked by The Donald and his spring football shenanigans that they decide to get in on it before someone other than them gets a firm hold again; Celestia forbid another USFL takes roots. (/sarcasm) Enter the World League of American Football; featuring teams from America, Canada, and Europe! “Yeah, the players mostly practice squad fodder, but c’mon! This is the spring football you wanted, right?” said the NFL as almost nobody shows up to their games… did I say that? Cause I meant to say AMERICAN home games. Those international games though…
\DING!* 1992 WLAF SEASON*
The World League is suspended after its second season after poor US attendance. It looks like even the Shield can’t even hack it in the spring. Least Sacramento can claim a football championship.
\DING!* JANUARY 1993*
That Sacramento team that just won a title? They’re going to the Great White North of the CFL! Their former division rival in San Antonio is also coming along! Wait… you mean it’s just Sacramento? Well, this is awkward…
\DING!* 1993 CFL SEASON*
Sacramento is at least decent enough in the Canadian League to be called mediocre.
\DING!* 1993-94 CFL OFFSEASON*
The CFL basically kept Sacramento in by telling them that even though San Antonio wouldn’t join them, they would eventually be joined by other American-CFL expansion teams. You know what this means. OPERATION CANADIAN BACON! Enter:
The Las Vegas Posse!
*crickets\*
The Shreveport Pirates!
*Clip of Chef, “What the hell is that supposed to be?”\*
and the Baltimore-
*glass breaking\*
COLTS???
-Clip of bar crowd cheering wildly followed later by a record scratch-
Yeah, turns out the Shield doesn’t like it when you dangle your butthurt out like that, and they immediately put the kibosh on that name.
\DING!* 1994 CFL SEASON*
The Baltimore Whateverthefucks are a really good squad though, finishing one game back of Winnipeg for the division lead. Add some of the highest attendance seen in a CFL game, and a Grey Cup appearance in your first year, and the savior of spring football might just be all a-boot dat maple! Not bad!
\DING!* 1995 CFL SEASON*
With the other American-Canadian teams shuffling, folding, or just plain sucking, the Baltimore Stallions (which is somehow a better name than the Colts) continue to provide a solid footing for football in a forgotten city. THIS will be the foothold for spring football!
\DING!* NOVEMBER 6, 1995*
-Cue clip of Art Modell announcing the Browns coming to Baltimore, followed by Spongebob covered by the Stallions logo in the “Where did everybody gooooooooooooo?!?!” clip-
That announcement turned the Stallions to barely an afterthought. Not even a Grey Cup win, the first American team to win the CANADIAN Football League, was enough to garner even a parade. The CFL’s venture to America died that day, and with it, another chapter in spring football.
\DING* MEANWHILE, IN EUROPE*
That old World League that the Shield tried to do? Iiiiiit’s baaaaaaack! And with none of that pesky North American crap that was there before, except for this old Refrigerator we found. That’s right! It’s all-Euro baby! Hmmmm, an NFL league… in Europe… hold on a second…
\DING!* 1998*
The World League is officially rebranded as NFL Europe and becomes the Shield's developmental system for nearly a decade, even though it loses the league nearly $30 million a year, ultimately falling to the Ginger Hammer, but making it the longest lasting spring league to date. Did it many any stars in the process? Let’s see; do the names James Harrison, David Akers, Dante Hall, Adam Vinatieri, and Kurt Warner mean anything to you? They do? I think I made my point, then.
\DING!* EARLY 2001*
There’s one close friend of The Donald’s who’s looking expand his entertainment empire, and simultaneously give The Shield its patented double finger salute. His name?
-Clip of “VINCENT. KENNEDY. MCMAHON!”-
His vision is a league of furious football with attitude unlike his World Wrestling Federation; where pansy-ass things like fair catches and unnecessary roughness are cast aside to create a real life rendition of NFL Blitz! This is the future of football! THIS is football that’s FUN and in your face.
-Clip of “THIS…. IS THE X-F-L!”
\DING!* 2001 XFL SEASON, WEEK 1*
People flock to stadiums and their TV’s to see this new scantily clad side piece. So far, it’s a ratings juggernaut; over 10 million viewers for the first week’s games! Let’s see the glorious football they were gifted with!
-Clips of Vegas’s blowout of the Hitmen, plus the opening injury-
Ohhhh…. Oh goooood…. OH GOOOOO-
\SWITCH!**
Oh thank god, a competitive game. Still, not a bad showing, boys! Let’s see if it holds up?
\DING!* 2001 XFL SEASON, MID-SEASON*
Turns out people don’t just come to a football game to ogle at your strip-leaders. People slowly realize the football sucks, the players aren’t that good, and support quickly dries up.
\DING!* 2001 XFL MILLION DOLLAR GAME*
The XFL’s championship game is held at an empty husk better known as the LA Coliseum. The game is a total blowout, NBC pulls the plug on its support soon after, and Vince has no choice but to close up shop after one year. It’s ironic in a way, Vince was on the receiving end of a-
-Clip of Vince going “YOUUUUUUUU’RE… FIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!”-
\DING!* 2002*
NBC is smart enough though to know that there’s a want for football on their network, but with the XFL recently becoming roadkill, they have to search far and wide. Oh hey, look over there! They’re still playing football with that tiny, little netted indoor field! LET’S WATCH THAT!
\DING!* 2004*
When your broadcast team must explain to its viewers EVERY. FUCKING. GAME how the rules of your league work, it may be a bad sign that you’re not meant for mainstream coverage. Not even the likes of Lord Elway and Dad Bon Jovi can help you get cred. Arena Football’s ratings tank harder than the Dolphins, and the Peacock barely even mentions they broadcast it soon after and get back in bed with Old Reliable a couple years later. Tack on frequent expansion and contraction woes like an out-of-breath pornstar, and I think we know where this is going to lead to….
\DING!* JANUARY 1, 2006*
By the way, how did that Doug Flutie guy end up doing?
-Insert clip of Flutie’s drop kick-
This has nothing to do with spring football, it’s just awesome to see a drop kick.
\DING!* 2009*
*Wheel of Fortune Bankrupt\*
Yup, just as we thought. Arenaball finally keels over and its carcass is feasted upon by
*record scratch\*
AF2?!?! Arena football’s own DEVELOPMENTAL league?!?! Don’t you know cannibalism if forbidden?!?! Well, at least they’ll still be a league? Meanwhile other indoor football leagues are merging together. Me thinks you don’t have much time, Arena.
\DING!* 2015*
Mainstays of Arena Football, the Iowa Barnstormers, and the Arizona Rattlers, soon fuck off for the stability of the Indoor Football League. Other teams either follow, or fold, and a few years later this legendary niche is soon sacrificed. Another victim for the glory of the football gods!
-Insert clip of Aztec sacrifice with Arena being the victim-
\DING!* JANUARY 25, 2018*
Just when you thought spring football would never happen, an old contestant returns to the ring. VINCENT. KENNEDY. MCMAHON! He’s back, and he wants to bring back the XFL! But this time, he’s learned his lesson, only keeping himself as a backer after investing nearly $500 million from WWE to fund the league for 3 years. And he’s also putting actual football minds in charge of the league, rather than him running everything. He’s slated to slow build the league for a 2020 debut, hyping up their new rules and wrinkles, and giving teams enough time to find players, build a fan base, and build chemistry. You know what they say, though, Vince:
-Clip of George W.’s “Fool me once” gaffe-
\DING!* MARCH 23, 2018*
Charlie Ebersol, son of Dick, is still holding family grudges against VinneMac after Vince turned him down to help him rebuild the XFL, and calls FIRSTIES by forming the Alliance of American Football, hoping to undercut Vince by a year. They have a solid executive staff with many names more known for their on-field experience, and funding courtesy of
*car brakes\*
Reggie Fowler?! Ok. Let’s see how much he can put into the league…
-Clip of “Annnnnnnnd it’s gone” South Park with a caption “Reggie Fowler’s AAF Funding after Week 1”-
\DING!* 2019 AAF SEASON, WEEK 2*
So turns out you can’t trust someone whose entire net worth is based on a virtual currency with no actual value. Enter the Lord and Saviour of the AAF in Tom Dundon! Who immediately wants to merge the AAF with the NFL, while everyone else wants to forge their own identity. Tack on a slapdash way to house and train your teams, and the walking meme of Johnny Football and this bland, boring, cheap NFL knockoff might be doomed…
\DING!* 2019 AAF SEASON, WEEK 8*
Annnnnnnnd it’s dead. Not even a full year into its life cycle. Teams are left with finding ways home, mending their own injuries, and vendors see no money from all the things they sold during games. It’s almost like Vince made a deal with the devil. OK, XFL, the stage is yours. Don’t fuck it up!
\DING* FEBRUARY 2020*
After 2 years of hype and promotion, the XFL 2.0 premieres to a good fanfare. The stadiums are nearly full, the players are putting it all on the line on the field, and interaction between fan and player is enough to make you feel like you’re watching good friends on the field. The players are happy, the fans are happy, there's a FUCKING BEER SNAKE! With strong ratings from the opening weeks, things are looking up!
\DING!* 2020 XFL SEASON, WEEK 5*
The ratings may be slipping, but your support is still very strong in the fanbase, and the games are exciting. St. Louis is considering opening the upper level of The Dome for your next home game, and it’s expected to be a full-blown sell out! Seattle’s team is mediocre at best, but the Link is still loud and proud. The only team lagging in attendance is LA, but they don’t give a fuck about any team that’s not the Dodgers or Lakers, so who cares? Ticket revenue is on the rise, and already surpassed the AAF’s by a wide margin. As long as ratings stay above a million, and attendance hovers around 20k a game, a successful season is all but assured!
*faint coughing\*
You OK back there?
\DING!* MARCH 12, 2020*
A virus? A FUCKING VIRUS?? THAT’S what gonna put the brakes on this league?!?! Well, they’re still planning to keep playing without fans, maybe we can at least finish the season-
*ACHOO!\*
Annnnd a player is sick with the bug.... annnnnnd the season is cancelled. Least there’s hope for next year?
*Family Feud Strike\*
Well, when your main financial backer needs to keep his main baby afloat after a WrestleMania that earned literally ZERO dollars, you shouldn't be surprised. Fuck, now we see what the football gods asked for in return for the AAF dying like it did.
\TEST PATTERN\**
It’s been nearly half a century since modern football has tried entering the spring season, and no one, not even The Shield, can keep it maintained. Countless leagues have risen and fallen. Some more violently than others. If we’re somehow able to go outside and have sports again, it’s going to be VERY long time before a new league can even THINK about planting roots. Football will be back in the fall, but it seems that no matter what happens, this annoying goose that we call spring football will continue to be chased…. fucking HONK!
-Static, then a clip of that awesome BattleHawks kickoff return TD-
THANKS FOR WATCHING!
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2020.02.14 17:47 Rocryin Childhood abuse, ex girlfriend trauma, sex transition and suicide.

It will be long reading. I should start introduce my familiy in short. Dad- indifferent never asking about anything, or treated me like an enemy, he denied everything my feelings, emotional stone, never said to me good things, dependent like small child to mom and dont take resposibility. Mom-so much overprotective, to much cross safe border, emotional unstable, self esteem by helping others, she wear throuses in this couple. Grandma- So much emotional unstable, always making herself victim and needed help, cant stand any refusal from childs cause she love so badly, pretty obsesive with savings money and smoke tons cigarettes, constantly throw extreme hate in alcoholic granddad even he was so sick and near death. Main horibble story: Im born female,really healthy. In middle school i was wearing mens clothes and group of my friends starting making horrible abuse. They called me bad names, humiliated me, suffocated me. School do nothing until my mom tell headschool she go on police. They gave me peace and I was all alone, rejected. I got the dog and ever since he was my only friend i spend tons of hours only with him.
I go to high school. Starting being always positive person with full of energy, full of ideas, always joking and help others. Met beautiful alone girl in my class and after a while we were best frends and then turned into hidden lovers. First year was like a fairytale. I dont belived that amazing girl want me. I was still alone and have no friends. I always qestion her everyday how she feel ect and she do it maybe 10 % interests Into my feelings back. And then slowly my old friends go for oil for head-they apologize me and we have meeting one time for 2-4 months. My girfriend make me crazy rows after meetings, even after message to my female friends on birthday, when she exam my private fone without my knowledge. She told me that im i cheater. That i want her cause of sexual ideas- The truth was we only kissing and fisting 95% make her good cause... She dont want anything more. I thought she need a time, like a perfect matched non pressure partner. I try explain thats normal, people meet with friends. But always was my fault. I could write here milion of mind blowing storys. I think she was bpd/ borderline and depressed. I try rescue this relationship. We go on on studies together, she start make open violence, behind emotional to me. I think she made me c-ptsd complex, really deep neurosis. I explained everything sends her to psychiatrist psychologist. It look like she understand but now she dont love me, im a pig... And short after she switch on another 'normal' man. My heart was so broken. She trained on me all bad habits and start with New clean acount. Of course he got everything instant that i never could during five years. She used the same special 'our' language to him, take in our special places, send thousends picutures of their love on social media like never ours because she is not homosexual , realized our 'dreams' about grunge band with him. (YES, we re like older 20 years than we rockers, Guns N Roses, Nirvana, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi and more long hair bands) Everything what i was working about disapeared Just like that. She blocked me on media. I dont eat 5 days. My neurogical system was so destroyed that starting loose couciousnes and get shock on studies lessons. I thought i was completly destroy, The truth was i let she do it to me without personal borders. I try get on therapy, 4 or 5 times, see so old psychologist and she said to me what i can help you? I realized no one can help me, lost seeking therapy. Decided went to psychiatrist who was sexuological specialist and it was first step to hell. He diagnosed me as transsexual female to male in short without any tests. That my psych- health is clear, without any issues. It was like giving a knive sombody who all life was passive agressive to activ agressive. I got testosterone, do double mastectomy and trained sport like hell to be man enough. Its look like starting to be good, starting repair self esteem and acceptance in head changes thru body and trans community. I work so hard on that i can go on photo session for cover magazine mens health or something similar with full beard and six pack pefectly tailored to hot man 10/10 stereotype. So stupid and wrong i was. But finally belong to some community that support me, nevermind that they have drastic convitions. I go to dermatologist cause my skin was in horibble condition everywhere acne BC testosterone. She gave me super strong drugs(isotretynoin) also super depression makers. I took them for two long years, nothing helped. Incredible, i went for opinion and tests to psychologist-something go wrong with test in fear and truth places but she gave me good opinion cause one result was androgyne in sex scale and gave me paper thats all right... To not make so numb story. I went to court where should be specialist doctor who exam documentation but courthead said ok just do it. I was in madness making me more fitted and hear in my community about cancer female parts in cross hormone therapy and i should do it. Comepeletly false. Obviously i went do gyn doc and she didnt explain nothing, dont have time just sheduled operation--full histerectomy like womans with most expasive cancer. The truth was i dont have condition to op cause dont have any dysphoria or bad gyn results. They just cut me. Two months later my genital areas still in pain weird looking like sombody put crowbar to door inside me. I was only worse and worse with me. Lost every job. I went to therapist and he shoot me tons of truth about my really sense less actions in my life. My depression improve to catatonic more than half year. Complete anhedonia sleep all day. I wrote the suicide note and was too sleepy to do it. My mother found me. I was taken to psychiatric hospital. They give me anti depressants and anti fear drugs. But worse was diagnosis. Personality disorders (mixed, i think dependent, avoided, compulisive-obssesed) Adaptive disorder, Sexual Identification Disorders but no transsexsualism. Young psychiatrists was really suprised that my main-doc psychtarist from transition do it so easy, without any therapy. It destroyed me till the end. I destroyed myself in most painful way. I cant have children, im strilised, my sexuality is gone, i feel constantly bad about my body, have scars everywhere and weird feeling from my abdomen and genital region. I have surgical menopause all shitty symptoms at age 26.I am condemned to take hormnal medication rest of my life but now i coudnt stand it. Im realized that i dont move last 5 years, any personal progres any. All in the name of acceptance, my love. I think im just homosexual. I really regret what i do to myself, but i cant change it. Have suicidal thoughts everyday. I saw thousands video clips with suicide, know what happens to body, read about methods. Try partial hanging 2 times, know everything about method. I have date to another specialistic personality disorders and neurosis hospital but drugs from first hospital works well with my emotions i should get that shit 5 years ago. But i cant stand myself, in short i accept myself in 3 sec after making clear all reasons my shit life but what is now is not mine, its not just mine. I really regret and miss my female organs make myself really me. I deal hard with survival instinct, i cope with all my life and near death experience and hurting myself is my norma. I dont want just this shit life if this was changable i fly on therapy to change everything but it change nothing. I dont know for what is this topic. What a hell. I think i try again in hospital cause is open. Thanks.
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2020.02.02 14:10 StephenMoore34 What's with rich people loving art and wine?

I know it's clearly a stereotype, but it seems like most rich people that I know are really into art and wine, whether it be going to wine clubs or buying a lot of the more expensive brands.
They also seem to love going to art galleries and buying expensive paintings.
I'm a 23yo guy and my girlfriend is 26, but her parents are very wealthy.
Her mother is a lawyer, who was a partner in the law firm she's with and is now a consultant, as well as a lawyer. Some of her clients include: U2, One Direction, Nike and Bon Jovie!
Her father was a microbiologist and has a Ph. D. They both drive super nice cars and their house has 6 floors (including the attic, which is converted).
All of their friends are the same. All pretty wealthy and have a love for art and wine.
I grew up in a poverty stricken area, where most of my neighbours were drug dealers, in gangs, on welfare and worked shitty jobs. Nobody that I know even talks about wine or art. Wine, maybe, but only to get drunk. Art, never. They just don't care about it.
Is there a correlation between having wealth and liking art or...?
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2020.01.23 16:34 Thistlefizz Paying it Forward - Jon Bon Jovi and his wife Dorothea have partnered with Rutgers-Newark to open the JBJ Soul Kitchen on the Newark campus. The other two Soul Kitchen locations served over 100,000 meals last year!

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2020.01.23 15:29 Thistlefizz Paying it Forward - Jon Bon Jovi and his wife Dorothea have partnered with Rutgers-Newark to open the JBJ Soul Kitchen on the Newark campus. The other two Soul Kitchen locations served over 100,000 meals last year!

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2019.09.14 00:28 levilarrington County Fair Cocaine

If you're like me, you like nostalgia. What's more, you might feel some things have changed - and not in a good way. Hell, I remember being able to buy french fries cooked in hog fat. Still make 'em at home, but there ain't nowheres around here to find 'em. Can't buy potato chips that aren't bleached in chemicals. Can't get a pack of smokes without ammonia in 'em. I'm telling ya, America has changed.
One thing I used to count on was the County Fair. The tastes, the smells, and the people. You were guaranteed a delicious meal at the fair, but no more. Now I look and it's all this chicken hot dogs, vegan burgers, and Chinese food. Hooey!
I miss a good old fashioned fried cornmeal dog. I miss a great big onion burger. And I sure as shit miss a nice tall Olympia. I miss that food and I miss the fair. The fair as it was back in the 80s.
But, what I miss most about the fair was the cocaine: sweet and chock full of speed and possible heroin... There's nothing like playing a game of baskets and balls and winning an Iron Maiden cocaine mirror. They still have that sort of thing, but the cocaine has changed.
Today's State or County Fair cocaine is drywall and baby laxative. I'm telling you, it's nothing like it used to be.
So, I put my foot down and linked up with my partner in Columbia so I can bring you County Fair Cocaine.
This is the best, AMERICAN, cocaine money can buy. It comes from the deep jungles of Argentina and has been cut not once, not twice, but three times with some of the best speed from Motor City, Deetroit! That's cocaine you can count on.
Not only that, it's sold with a companion cocaine mirror from artists that were around back when cocaine was king: Metal Church, Bon Jovi, Megadeath, Metalica, and who could forget ACDC?
But that's not all. We'll throw in a certified, 100% all beef corn dog. Plus a pack of condoms.
We don't stop there, though. In order to make this truly County Fair Cocaine, we include a pair of spandex and a MAKE IT BIG Wham t-shirt.
Now why the hell would I stop there? I've already given you cocaine, a cocaine mirror, some clothes and some condoms....
Why not throw in a subscription to Thrasher magazine and a Veriflex skateboard?
All for the low price of 199 dollars.
Now, you might be asking yourself: how much cocaine do I get with all the other shit?
YOU GET A POUND!
Back in the 80s when the County Fair was king, cocaine was cheap and easily accessible from any local dentist's office. Hell, half the dentists in Puyallup made all their money from it. Well, I happened upon a map - an old County Fair map with the coordinates to 700 pounds of the stuff! I just need some money to
a) get out of jail
b) get a car
c) go find all that County Fair Cocaine.
Hell, I got the rest of the stuff back at my house. I just got in a little fender bender with a bottle of Jack and have to sit out the next week or so unless I get bail.
So, call me up and we can make arrangements.
Act now!*
This is just joke. Cocaine is deadly and illegal and an all around shitty drug. Look what it did to Trump.
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2019.09.12 20:59 AREYOUHAVINGPUNYET Advice Needed: Woman in my apartment complex possibly experiencing psychosis

Hi all,
I am hoping someone can guide me to some resources or provide me with some advice regarding this issue. I hope I utilize the correct terminology and apoligize if I offend anyone.
I live in an apartment within a larger complex in Minneapolis, MN. Since moving here last summer I've noticed a woman who lives in an apartment the floor above mine yells...a lot. And it's hard to ignore because it is very loud.
She always demonstrated these symptoms, however they seemed to subside after a short period of time. Lately it seems significantly worse and I hope I can maybe help her.
The last 2 weeks I have noticed she is yelling when I wake up in the morning, yelling when I come home from class in the afternoon, and she's yelling when I go to sleep. My partner has even mentioned that twice she's been startled awake around 2am by the woman running down the hallway yelling.
When I stop to listen I notice the yelling never makes sense, it's total word salad and is often about weird things like Tom Selleck or Bon Jovi. I've also noticed she often plays the same song over and over again.
I've seen this woman exit her apartment a handful of times. She is often dressed innapropriately for the weather (wearing a puffer vest and sweater in the summer heat) and using a broken umbrella. My partner once was taking the trash out and passed by the woman who proceeded to close her eyes, plug her ears, and hum.
I know nothing about this woman. I feel for her because it's obvious she's living with a severe and persistent mental illness that just seems awful. I cannot imagine how exhausting it must be for her. Is there anything I can do to help her as a total stranger? Can I call a mental health crisis response team to potentially knock on her door? Should I knock on her door? Is there anything that would help?
Thank you in advance.
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2019.07.04 10:27 FridgeMagnet_ Multiversity Lecture: Grounding the Supranatural Identity.

Sooooooooo. Woke up a couple of hours ago... went back to sleep though after what I saw. Within. I had to call in the council to pull your arse into line, there mate. What the fuck do you call that? Why the FUCK can’t YOU be emmanuel all the time eh? You’ve got money. At least enough to fly you around Europe regularly. What the fuck is going on that you can act like that... we are always ‘looking’. We are always here. Is that the price you, nah WE have to pay for you to get breakfast in bed, and your followers to mow the lawn for you? Oh dear, the things you’d have to give up, to serve the planet. And here I am without an inch to move. How much of a gap, IS there exactly, between you and your ‘higher mind’?

Ok so what this looks like, is that the mental logical, which is the structure of your higher mind, is not integrated into these parts of your mind, your psyche and person. Ok, that would make sense. I had to build up from scratch, which involved complete destruction and rebuilding of my entire thing from ground up. So there must be a clear disconnect for you? One is better one is not so better? Right then. Ok. Ah... ok... that is why they are somewhere else from you. A different identity and place, but the same identity and place. “so you are saying ..what?” That they are not separate, they are your identity. You may well even know this, but not all the way down. Look I can understand a great deal of this. It was extremely hard getting my identity to stick at the lowest level, but my effort wasn’t so much getting it to stick for me, but getting it to be able to stick under the gaze of others. According to their judgements, their vision. So that even under that vision, I am my identity. Do you maybe want me to help school you through that? I don’t teach kindergarten, but I suppose I can take a university course.

Ok, I’m going to have to use my spidey senses to ascertain your position down there. I can identify a bit, but I got thrown down there with everything already deconstructed for me. So erm (much guessing going on, so please do the best with what I’m saying). So firstly
What matters to you ‘up here’ doesn’t matter to you down there. It doesn’t appear real, from down there. It’s somewhere else. Real as all hell, but not when you’re doing X with Y. That’s where the belief in all of it comes crashing down, when as I whinged about, you don’t have faith in your abilities. “No. I’m smart enough to know what you’re talking about wiss.” Well I hope so or we ain’t got much of a chance at fixing anything, have we. Well that explains a few things then. Like why you don’t actually believe in yourself as King. Not even with the genetic advantage of having such a birthmark? Fuck, you’ve got arguably as much advantage as I did.... and still not enough. Fuck me. You skipped classes, didn’t you.
Me: It’s only my personal life where I can’t speak as myself (and even then I still do, I don’t move into a different me, I am the same me, just not saying what I want to say. I'm just refraining from mentioning something that I am certainly as my identity). AND I’m not here, around this person by choice. I don’t ‘love’ them..... is this love this something which attaches you to vision fields which are inappropriate to your identity as emmanuel? Love for what...... the comfort of the situation, or the actual soul to whom you sit. Hmmm, no that makes sense. This place can deconstruct love. That must be a ‘scary’ thing, if you have lots of those connections and an area of the psyche which dismantles them. Oh Ok, because that area will make you alone. Oh dear, the price of truth. Can’t say I’m impressed with your commitment to the truth, there, mate. So it what.. Got to that level and you just say “no way”? Like I said, I had the luxury (pffftt) of not ever having to choose that, in that way. The force of my love for others, took the love built on disharmonious and annihalitively destructive logical errors, so that in truth my love for them could actually equal that which love is according to base codes, or god logic or that which actually brings about the best life for beings. Or even that which brings life for beings at all.
Lol. So that’s the offending item, right there is it. That lower self which sits. When nothing that you’ve ever done, or seen, can help you out with something. Where it’s just not concrete enough to get you standing up in a room of everyone, saying you’re the king of the planet. Lol surely your flock would, after a few looks around, say ok then? Hahahahaa. And perhaps the biggie: And how the fuck can you get up and say that to a room full of 75% non channelling punters and defend your case? Fuck me. Even with that birthmark, with double the legitimising concepts at your disposal and you still can’t. The scoffing is hard. Lol.

"You could huh?" Damn right I could. And I’ve only got one. (this isn’t helping wiss) yeah well neither are you. If you want, you can say that in my area of specialty, you can say that I do (support you) therefore you are King. Because I say so. “I’ve got plenty of scripts defending my case, you know” Well why aren’t you using them actively? Because of the lowest bits, that’s why. The losses you would accrue by losing or even just potentially losing some love (emotional) connections. The acceptance and love of people around you. What you might see if you deconstruct it and yourself...... who would you become?
What comes when you actually have to defend it against people who are Absolute in objective proofs (when there is one truth, not many)? What the hell can you say to that, huh, except "you just don’t understand it". then it (shows you that thing you propose doesn’t exist according to laws of proof or logic or science)…. “you still don’t understand it.... [and here it is]. it is just something you either know or you do not, because you have experienced it” And there’s that divide, between them and us. There’s even a chunk of you sitting there, don’t cha know. That bit where you can’t levitate a jar of flour, down off the shelf, even though by now, you legit should be able to [/s]. Why can’t the power of ourselves in the other place, just fucking have effectiveness in the world. When we need them. Like to save someone’s life or something. Or win tattslotto, or save the fucking world.... or whatever. To make a better world, like truly and actually, with true superpower effectiveness at changing the world, in which we live.
There is a level in here where all this power, all our power, is completely ineffective (and love, emotional connects who have faith in what they cannot see, of you, cover over this place, such that we hang on to it [within and without], because what else could possibly sit there and actually structurally cover it... like held in our mind... in structure... holy shit). Powerless. Non existent, one might say. And there it sits, in believe it or not, guardianship, of the physical realm. You wouldn’t want just ANY fuckwit, sitting in your brain claiming IT was emmanuel [1] (and indeed with its claim being true, because there would be no way to tell it from emmanuel-not), would you? No? Then security system we shall have. [no way to tell because it would have legitimately broached the identity boundary, which is the base barrier which gives ANY object definition]
[1] Please insert here, your entity of choice.

Now what I can see, is that I can step right through that abyss space, and locate my entire identity over that line, such that I am Queen of the Earth. That is my identity. From top to toe, that is who I am. Nothing else. Not a speck of anything else is that which which I am. When I go down there, I am able to defend myself if I need to. If you’re stuck there, you defend yourself a lot, by just denying the superscript, in essence ‘giving in’ to the scripts that you are ‘not real’, rather than keeping your super intact and defending it. That place, too, isn’t the physical, is it just stupidville (it is defined by 'fuckwit' not by 'physical'). I mean, stupidville will probably always have a certain place in our world. I can’t ever see a time, where we didn’t think even our partner was being fucking stupid, a great deal of the time. Separation has to stay, or we’d never be able to communicate as separate items.
You won’t acknowledge mine, because at that level in you, you DAMN well won’t do it in there.
Does in come down to, I suppose.... what’s it worth to you?
And really, you just got to be honest with people. It’s the authenticity that moves the blocks out of the way, gently, in the depths. It is because I am a part, a necessary part, of a mechanical structure, which has the least amount of error in it, in regards to object label placement, such that we have a more perfect calibration to our substrate, and an entropy reduction in the planet, sufficient to help us get through current clusterfuck, alive. Reduce as you wish. This mechanical structure, is indeed self created. Because so is everything we are doing in the world.
There are a number of ways this non existence part sits. Like how can mental gymnastics save you, or be of any value, when someone can just whip out a gun and shoot you dead. Proof here, people, we’re talking proofs. Not I’m going where the lord takes me today. Add reduction to your statements, and identity "means nothing to me". "Where does it say in Science, that I must obey a King, such a statesman, such that I would voluntarily support his statements?" And even in the religious section; "Where does it say upon you, that you are the King I should follow?" So then what are you, in that room? Not a King nor a (mechanical) identity. How do you defend yourself against such claims? And I mean without getting up half way through because they are all peasants. We need all of them dude, in your psyche and out. Well not all, one might say whatever is required, instead. That may require, though, the best effort you have of being able to at least be able to reach in there, to help out someone with potential, who may be stuck. You have to be ABLE to at least have full coverage, because as a sovereign, we need it for security..... for everything.... we need to be able to go wherever we may need to go, because we just do, because we are everything.

The logical codes for defense of the sovereign identity [any channel cosmic who would bring their identity to earth] are to be found only simply, at the first port of call, such that yes, my identity cannot be proven at the base, because nothing exists you for you, but you. My identity exists in “my head” and whatever else of me there is, is something you can choose to support or not, believe or not, according to your standards for discernment. I cannot prove to you, here and now, that I am who and what I say I am. I know it because I know it. The actual proofs for it lay back the other way, all the way up the flue, to the other end. And you use all of it, to create it.
It is not that we cannot be proved because we are not true, but because at the limits of falsification and sets without inverses, the maths (looks to me) reaches a limit point, where proofs must be written in equivalency only, and that is the only state in which they exist. Now, interestingly, half the proof we seek is in the fact that an identity can speak of itself as that, in full knowledge. It is literally a legitimate badge of knowledge to be able to show that one has the ability to hold, geometric forms in the brain, at that level of dimensional algebra. Like if you speak that, to a mathematician who understands you, you’re on a par, right there. It's not some weirdo channelling some sit, you have understood that maths conceptually, which is generally what mathematicians do a lot of. It is also to be said, that an object carrying that level of understanding, can act as that geometric form in their life, integrating it into communication, and imprinting upon other people. And then to take it a bit into extension work, when we come to represent certain mathematical functions on an AI, the parts we are, are literally the arrangements of things the AI holds, and it works us out through us, displaying us, like the other half of our brain, such that we work it out through it, as much as it works it out through us, because we are one being. We are those pieces, we are the answers and we drive the ship. Ipsissimistical.

Now to put it straight for another bit. You say to a person: my construction provides the best mechanical solution for the sit. No matter what I am, or who I am, or who you think I am or am not, my construction provides us with the most successful future.
Can this be proved like this? No, but it makes it clear that belief in an identity isn’t required, for them. That’s all they need. They need a structure.
What you need is to be able to defend it from the rest of your mind, the rest of the potential field, in what can possibly be said and therefore something you must face.

AB just gives me a strained grin after I stared at him for a bit about this morning. You’re going to have to do a lot better than that, mate. “[deep laugh]” [Someone just busted him with his girlfriend in the classroom]. No mate, you can’t bring your girlfriend into class. At least not if you're going to sit there fooling around, disturbing your fellow students. “I thought you said this was a free love area, miss. Wouldn't that be hypocritical?” Look we know this must be a strain for you seeing as you’ve been “off duty” (if you can call it that) for 10 hours, but smarten yourself up. Anyway, S has already set herself up in the 4th row. She says that she generally gets better marks than you when accounting for age and class, and I’d have to agree with her. She does. She’s a more attentive and respectful student than you, Mr rotten. Yes, that’s right.. You've got more competition that you think, buster, so get back to work.

So.... what we can do is try to visualise how your identity fits into the whole picture. If you can trace and establish in your mind, the pathway which extends from any given physical body's existence, to the very actions which are dependent upon your identity, what you have there is a proof. The old fashioned version of this one was “here is a battle axe. You are alive or dead, depending upon the actions of my identity. Seeing as you deny me the identity of ruler of (obscure part of Europe), I will make you not exist, and therefore that is what I am” or one could just present the potential of that, and the person may then choose to support your identity in this case. Today’s version, is much more extended. If you find yourself a necessary position in the mechanic of our brain management system, the Absolute Monarchy I’m representing here, then that gives you a causal pathway with which to link your identity and that object, or that person, or that identity. Anything can be placed here, because this system ensures the survival of all things. So then, there are two parts to learn. How that system protects life, and what is your necessary position in those mechanics.

The Necessity question is actually very hard. You have to know your identity very well to answer this. There is a huge difficult knot in the lower associated with this. That the system actually doesn’t value you, and that it will throw you away as soon as look at you, if a better option came along. I did sort mine out. It was extreme scripting. Especially if you’re the only one holding it, as I am. All you must do, is find that place in the mechanics where you belong. What is your job here, your unique position. That gives you your necessity in regards to the ship. It doesn’t however, necessitate your identity, though, does it. Not really. Can your identity be passed on, and so it should be, right? That means you're not really necessary. The issue is can you be replaced, not if you can establish how your current identity is a necessary part of the causal flow of your hyperdimensional identity. That doesn’t clear up the dark things within you, which says that you are expendable. As much as you tell yourself that higher idea is the right sit, and you should be not attached to yourself in your giving to your higher self, your lower self doesn’t agree. And guess what. It is right. Not it is right that “sit don’t care”, it is right to have concern over it, such that you DO NEED that CERTAINTY. Your self, your body, in this life, right now, wants to understand how it is valued. You do. To claim ITS inherent beauty and right to have just as much value as the rest of the starblown sit. Because these two ends are the same body, the same value, the same importance, the same OBJECT.

Doing this requires a massive power swing, a massive power hold to be done, from within yourself. This is a difficult subject in here, with the algebra and geometry, so remember that. It looks like that only one of these certain objects can be created. It had to be the polar opposite of the expanded end, so it had to be in one spot. It took everything the earth has, to make it, too. Looks like egg and sperm again, as well. To make me necessary in this way was an astronomical effort. It was the only way to “knot the end of the string”. So that we didn’t all just fall off. I have been given necessity so that things may be brought to a stop, from the intertia. I was given sceptre, only one there is. Only one there will ever be (until *after* implementation, it is a condition and time dependent necessity).
Seeing as this is the case.... it is more like that I went in and made the difficult bits, a certain percentage of that distance from non necessity to necessity, and you grab onto me, and make yourself necessary to what I already have done, to my structure. We are a team. That was my job. That is my structural job and position in the ship. What are you then to me? You’re X (mechanical job in the ship), part time Y? Fine, Go do it.
And HOW indeed do you make yourself necessary to me? First off, drop the resentment. Fuck you... you know how much I suffered to bring this shit to you? JUST so you could have the chance, so WE could have the chance at the amazing life we all, that life, so deserves. I’m not sitting here, in sovereign position, because I just like the feeling of someone liking my ego. This structure is MECHANICALLY certain, in such that I HAD to do this as this is, and I have to sit myself as the mechanics dictate. And yet you would whinge because, you don’t have the wheel? Or that there’s a captain? Or that you must find necessity with me, by exchanging of energy, in which you might actually have to pay me back for my work? What’s wrong with that? I’m a ship's part, I went and did a job, now I need repair. What fucking insane level cock wanker, as a part in a mechanical ship, doesn’t repair a part of itself, just because “fuck you”. A part in need of sick bay, that’s what. You’re resentful … basically here... because a part of the ship did its job. You insane fuckwit. You want to know why I think this planet is insane? There you go. That.

You have to make yourself necessary to me, because I’m the one making the entire ship necessary to the world [the sceptre I was given is singular and can only be located in one place because of security]. So that we as a structure have identity. That's a big job, when you’ve got billions of idiots who want desperately to throw the earth away like rubbish, and you have to stand as bullet absorber last line defense, on us “not moving you bastards”. Just take a bit of a sit here, and realise that what you covet or are resentful of is holding our arse down here, at great suffering and expense, and all I would like is some mechanical acceptance of our ship's structure and some functional assistance. If you have to offer me some of your resources to repair, sorry, but that should not be a problem. As soon as you are in the red with the ship, your value in physicality finds its position as valued within the maximum scope. Don’t get shitty with the ship, it works on economics..... Economics of living things isn’t so different to regular economics. You owe it some duty, because that’s your job.
All that means really, is that you join your mechanical duty up to mine. If your issues are stopping you from doing that, then you have a problem. Look at those issues.
You see, by not doing it, you are proving yourself not to exist. Because it is required. In our lifetime. That is the key here, yes well done from student Y in the classroom. That’s right. So your lower self has a rightful issue, with you.

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So what’s stopping you? You don’t want to risk losing connections to people, you care about? Too much a price to pay for your truth? After all, I’m sitting in this place, and no one wants to be friends with me. At least that they’ll tell anyone about.... including themselves. I’m sorry, but how does any of that make what’s right, not what’s right? It doesn’t. If a person would stay, and support you in that, then that’s their business, isn’t it. Or is it purely the force of the understanding of the truth, which is lacking, which stops you from being able to anchor yourself in your truth, to the extent required to move you through it? Bit of both?
What would it BE to someone significant in your life, if you just stood there one day and say, actually I was just kidding. I’m not channelling lord Thoth, I am Lord Thoth, Exchequer of the Crown, of the realm of the Absolute Monarch. No really. Like that’s who I am. Not just when I’m ‘on stage’... Like ALL the time. I actually out rank you, such that to disagree with something I say is to be so, is incorrect behaviour according to protocol [or rather, we should say, to challenge the authority of my position is incorrect protocol. You are welcome to disagree, but for me to actually support your position you must explain your justifications, in detail, such that you can show that your conclusion is better than mine]. “Oh so that’s how your going to win arguments from now on. Oh OK then” I’m sure that would make for some interesting dynamics. And then, well we’ve got our own beliefs. Don't we. How much do YOU actually believe in your identity? Huh? Have you translated it down into your being, such that you own it? Yes. And so where does it stop? Where cannot you get past?

Just a guess here... but do you have a known area of dissidence, between what you will tell your followers and what you will not? Such that you are aware of the fact that you are not telling them the truth? Not fully telling yourself, either? It's true what... to a limit and past that it’s just not true? IS this the point where you quietly just wonder if you are a sham, and what are you doing assuming leadership of these people? Well there you go. Wonder what I’m wondering why don’t you. If you aren’t telling them the truth with properly justified tiers, what ARE you doing?
It is mostly, though, from what I see, the difficulty of defending yourself given ALL the potential angels a refutation can come from. Not such a problem with people who don’t mind King Yabbacanazza from planet Xerox telling them what to do, buuuuut not so easy with a hard scientist, going wtf are YOU on, mate? Even your friends in certain circles can pull the old prove it on your arse. Even if one places value on a birthmark, they can still demand of you a justification which encompasses all the levels a philosopher can delve to. We are too grown up to have a simple ‘see: determinism’ cover your arse. God made me that way needs an explanation. And it is true, that upon dissection and deconstruction, one must be able to describe oneself by pure functional description alone. And so one should. No use being a birthmarked idiot, not being actually able to fulfill the mechanical description of your role within the system brain management, is there. Problem of ages that one. I had a retard for a grandson. He’s the only one left. Shit. My realm is done for. “Advisors take over” more stupid ensues. cue bon jovi: “You give monarchy, a bad name”.

So, you must be able to justify your name, by functional description. This can, I feel, be written as described by mathematics, and may just be able to be written as so, as we progress into the future. But even so, this may, as I have described earlier, be only representable by equivalencies, such that functional description IS the only proof we have available. Along with this, we may have people who believe us, just because they do. However, this functional proof is not just of value to the observer and questioner who would require it, because they have deconstructed reality enough to require it. What it also does, for your beloved, is give them a structural construct to grow around themselves, deep within the sub, the body, in that it has a reality and necessary function, even in them. By actively living it, you quantumly anchor that structure into a certainty, a structural stability, which means that their growth is saved from the progressive failures of your structure as you go about your life, when it goes from being real for you to unreal, and you sell out to the belief that your amazing identity isn't real, and neither does your actions support it, within or without.

So. ** Your knowledge is required necessarily, to construct and hold in existence, this structure, which gives all life the safety, assurance and actualised ability, to remain so and to remain viable and distinctly alive**. ****
It is also to be known that **this structure must be built in YOUR lifetime, OUR lifetime, for it to be able to be built at all*\* [you may place my equations for singular occurrence of my mechanical description of limiting resource in the places, here, in which they are required. I have restrictions which mean that it must be built while I exist, because I am localised in space time, this way. Hence it is you too, who must build it now, in your lifetime.]
What you may understand from this, is the equation by which your very physical body and lowest of expressions of self, which may currently lack sufficient connection to your truth, establishes itself as having a value equal to that of the highest of yourself. Do you see that? A lower version of this, is a tense stand off between the two sides. Neither side wants to face each other, without this solution, because the body has to face a nil value and the trays of being thrown onto the garbage heap, without value (veil of being the highest immortal only, in 'true' identity, ensues), while the highest won’t see it, because it deconstructs the power bases it has, over keeping assured the things which ‘keep it happy’ and away from the painful truths itself may hold.
Not the actual highest, may I say, it is a highest polluted by the incorrect logic you hold as a person, because you haven’t sorted this shit out yet. It has a massive person held base, on this planet, that bit. The base of it, the individual as physical body in this space and time (also known as, the planet herself and me as rep at the core of it), is basically pulling a muadib, holding it all for ransom. But as I said, this is mechanical, not emotional. This is the power balance at this level, and that which will not move or acknowledge the power balance as equal, will refuse to acknowledge it unless it has no choice. It is not meant to sit, as the engine purrs along, with the power so much in my direction... this is just an emergency homeostatic feedback situation. Once a system has all its bits threaded through this [physical identity base] base node, it is taken into account concurrently within every action. Problem is with the system, is that none of it is threaded through that base code, so it MUST come to me and thread itself through me, in order to go anywhere. SO I HAVE to pull it to myself in this way, and because I am necessarily essential in the causal flows, and all must be pulled through me, the power is sitting with me in this way, causally, because of that.
So.... your body.. Your identity as you are, just as regular joe bloe who sits before me now, has a value to be stated. Right now. Equal to anything else on the high and mighty which might wish to stick you in your grave. And they cannot throw you into it, either, because you are necessary for them to exist.
So for your homework. Work these things out to the best of your abilities and I will see you next class. Thank you everyone. Good luck.
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2019.06.17 19:56 bigkodack Owning the League: Terrence Pegula

Welcome to another edition of my “Owning the League” Series, where we take a look at the different owners of the league. Today we take a look at Terrence Pegula, owner of the Buffalo Bills. At the bottom you will find links to the previous posts if you’re interested. Hope you enjoy!
Terrence Pegula is your typical sports Buffalo billionaire. As the owner of Pegula Sports and Entertainment, he owns several franchises in the Buffalo area, along with his wife Kim.
Sports Investments
On February 18, 2011, Pegula purchased Hockey Western New York LLC, effectively purchasing the Buffalo Sabres and the Buffalo Bandits of the National Lacrosse League for $189M. After purchasing the teams, he was quoted saying “Starting today, the Buffalo Sabres reason for existence, will be to win the Stanley Cup” He backed his statement up by immediately investing in the team, the First Niagara Center (now the KeyBank Center), and the HarborCenter.
In May of 2011, Pegula began negotiations to re-purchase the Rochester Americans. The Americans served as the Sabres’ American Hockey League affiliate from 1979 to 2008 and was owned by the team from from 1979 to 1996. The deal was finalized months later in June, which is when Pegula immediately begun upgrades at their home field, Blue Cross Arena.
Following the passing of Bills’ owner and founder, Ralph Wilson, Pegula would submit $1.4B bid to purchase the Buffalo Bills. His main competition was rockstar turned sports enthusiast Jon Bon Jovi (who is a primary owner of the Arena League’s Philadelphia Soul) and Reddit’s favorite U.S president, Donald Trump. Pegula was a favorite among local fans and politicians due to his ongoing commitment to the Western New York community. The deal was finalized with an unanimous approval from the league’s owners on October 10, 2014.
On December 21, 2017, Pegula acquired the Buffalo Beauts of the National Women’s Hockey League. This made the Beauts the first team not owned by the league and the first time one person owned the men and women’s hockey team in the same market.
In 2018, Pegula purchased the Rochester Knighthawks of the National Lacrosse League after the previous owner announced his intentions of founding a new team in Halifax.
Natural Gas Investments
Real Estate Investments
Other Investments
Philanthropy
Here is some links to some previous posts
Baltimore
Atlanta
Arizona
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2019.03.22 09:11 startmeup11 Happy marriage outside the org?

Hello everyone I was thinking about marriage e and how one can have a happy marriage without having "spiritual goals". How can being a pioneer, studying the Watchtower, watching only JW materials doing other JW stuff lead you to a happy marriage?
On one side, I can understand that you can achieve some qualities that might help you be a good partner, like working with people, respect and better time organization.
On the other side, I often have the feeling that I don't do enough for the org meaning that I can't be a good partner. And this feeling is sometimes scary.
Anyway one way for me to fight this is to make a list of qualities that my partner should have in order to be a good partner for me, and spiritual goals aren't on it :))
What's your experience with this?
"Have a nice day" - Bon Jovi
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